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Joke. Good?? the finest!!

joseph brand · 2003-10-05 13:02:24

Bloke on sitting upstairs on bus one day, bursting for a s**te. Walks down back of bus, sees rolled up newspaper and thinks, hey, think I'll just drop one and hide it here in this paper. So he does his job and hides it on bus. NEXT day, hops on bus and driver calls him back and shouts, 'Oh NO NO NO, YOU'RE not getting on…

05-10-2003 2:02pm

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joseph brand

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Bloke on sitting upstairs on bus one day, bursting for a s**te.

Walks down back of bus, sees rolled up newspaper and thinks, hey, think I'll just drop one and hide it here in this paper.

So he does his job and hides it on bus.

NEXT day, hops on bus and driver calls him back and shouts, 'Oh NO NO NO, YOU'RE not getting on this bus me 'oul bucko'.

'Why not?'

'You took a s**t upstairs yesterday'!

'How do you know?'.

'I seen it in the paper!'.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAH

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#2 05-10-2003 4:16pm

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you should be reported for false advertising. the finest :rolleyes: although you did question good, twice

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#3 05-10-2003 4:26pm

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not the greatest :rolleyes:

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#4 05-10-2003 6:35pm

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Booooooooooo!
:eek:

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#5 05-10-2003 8:45pm

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#6 06-10-2003 12:17am

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I liked it!

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#7 06-10-2003 2:18am

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That joke sucked, no question in my mind.

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