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Coolest Cult Metal Songtitle

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  • 06-10-2003 7:20pm
    #1
    Ancient1
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    Was sitting on the bus today, thinking about Krisiun, as one does...
    and i remembered one of their songtitles and thought to myself - if that isnt the coolest, most "metal-est" , songtitle ever....

    The song is "Meanest Evil".

    Meanest Evil!!!! How great is that!

    Any other ideas?

    The point here is not to slag bands - just straightforward and honest metal


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    Karl Hungus
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    Grimfist - Christ Denied.

    I like this title, none of the "Raping the virgin seed of christ" or some such bollocks.


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    Sarky
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    Not slagging, but just about anything from Manowar fits the bill. :)

    Gods.
    Of.
    Metal.


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    Ancient1
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    There's a black metal band from Texas (seriously!) called Thornspawn (or sumpin like that), they have a song called (get this!)

    Everlasting Siege of the NecroSoldiers



    You gotta love this:D


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    Karl Hungus
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    Oh dear god...

    Thornspawn are possibly one of the worst bands on the planet. I'd happily listen to Kylie Minogue rather than then again... UGH!


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    gucci
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    how about megadeaths: "peace sells.....but whos buying?"


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    Sarky
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    Alabama Thunderpussy.

    This contest is over.


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    Ancient1
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    Ha! lol....
    strong entry, i have to say...

    but it cant be over! How many bands are there that have songs called "Opening the Gates", or "Opening the Gates of Hell", "Open the Gates of Hell", "The Gates of Hell"......damn:D


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    Crucifix
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    I don't want to insult anyone's tastes, but I think "I saw you buying a pearl jam record and I noticed that you're gay" by Anal**** is a pretty good title.


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    Ancient1
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    Post Mortal Ejaculation - which could only have been spawned by the mind of Chris Barnes.


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    Pugsley
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    Sentenced - Excuse me While I kill Myself :)
    Old Mans Child - Black Seeds on VIrgin Soil

    Both superb songs too.


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    Repli
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    Rotting christ - Fucked with a knife
    :horned:


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    cournioni
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    Cannibal Corpse - Entrails Ripped from a Virgins cunt. :D


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    nesthead
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    how about megadeaths: "peace sells.....but whos buying?"

    Symphony Of Destruction is sooo much more metal name sounding:f33r:

    Slayer have some great ones

    Angel of Death, South of Heaven, Mandatory Suicide, War Ensemble

    Deicide too - Once Upon The Cross, Bastard of Christ


    yeah any gore metal band too :D


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    Deadwing
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    The pain of being dead, by Send more paramedics. I love that :D

    Or if you want something really ****e, Fetal infection by GGFH *L*


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    Repli
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    Does anyone remember who sings 'Disposal of the fucking body'.. That song title rules!!


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    xx
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    Here's a few:

    Strapping Young Lad - Oh my fcuking god
    Cannibal Corpse (I think?!?) - Meathook sodomy
    Type O Negative - Unsuccessfully coping with the natural beauty of Infidelity (I know you're fcuking someone else)
    Bloodhound Gang - I hope you die


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    Doctor J
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    Look no further than the first S.O.D. and M.O.D. albums...

    F*uck The Middle East
    Kill Yourself
    Anti-Procastination Song
    Pre-Menstrual Princess Blues

    Spandex Enormity
    Ruptured Nuptuals
    Get A Real Job


    :D:D:D


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    cournioni
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    Dying Fetus - Kill Your Mother, Rape Your Dog.


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    #20
    Ancient1
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    Marduk - F*ck Me Jesus


    The pain of being dead

    this is hilarious!


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    Karl Hungus
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    Behemoth - As Above, So Below

    :horned:


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    nosmo
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    Anything by Carcass :)
    Some Akercoke songs come to mind... One particular track of "Goat of Mendes" "Of Menstrual Blood and Semen"


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    #23
    Ancient1
    Registered Users Posts: 2,592 ✭✭✭Ancient1


    here's anudder one

    Carnage in the Temple of the Damned - Deicide


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    Vlad Drac
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    Does anyone remember who sings 'Disposal of the ****ing body'.. That song title rules!!

    Cannibal Corpse


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