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geriatric antics

joseph brand · 2003-10-07 12:21:30

This granny/old person goes to a Sex Therapist complaing that there's no, 'UUMMPPHH', in her marriage, and she not getting any action in the bedroom. The therapist tells her to buy some extravagant and raunchy underwear, something revealing, which will no doubt result in her husband acting like a wild dog in heat, and her…

07-10-2003 1:21pm

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joseph brand

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This granny/old person goes to a Sex Therapist complaing that there's no, 'UUMMPPHH', in her marriage, and she not getting any action in the bedroom.

The therapist tells her to buy some extravagant and raunchy underwear, something revealing, which will no doubt result in her husband acting like a wild dog in heat, and her 'getting some'!!

The terapist then tells her to hide in the bedroom wardrobe, and when the husband arrives home from work, she is to 'LEAP' from the wardrobe and say 'Supergran'.

Later that day, the poor unsuspecting tired husband arrives home and heads for bedroom. Upon entering, his wife 'LEAPS' from their wardrobe in some damn sexy lingerie (if not on granny)and shouts 'Supergran'.

And he replies,

I think I'll have the soup!!

Sorry

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#2 07-10-2003 2:19pm

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booo.....urns

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#3 07-10-2003 5:03pm

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With a husband like that, no wonder she isnt getting any

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