Bullfighting [good, not great]

Jim

An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following

a day of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a

sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next

table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He

asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"



The waiter replied, " Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those

are bulls testicles from the bull fight this morning. A

delicacy!"



The American, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the hell,

I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!"



The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one

serving per day because there is only one bull fight each

morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will

be sure to save you this delicacy!"



The next morning, the American returned, placed his order, and

then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy

of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of

his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are

delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw

you serve yesterday!"



The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si senor.

Sometimes the bull wins."

Mossy Monk

i could see that coming a mile away. nice try though

de5p0i1er

Saw it coming, still pretty good.

Runfree

Heard it before but still good though.

Jim

aye.....aye....




aye.