Looking for q3 clan.

Jedi

Hi Lads,

Looking for a q3 clan to join. Somewhere in the dublin, kildare area would be great. Give me a try out and you wont be disappointed.

Jedi.

ButcherOfNog

umm, let me explain. we use the "internet" for playing quake. by doing this, we don't actually have to live close to each other. got that? i for instance, live in dundalk, while another of our clan lives just outside london (thats in another country). now heres the good bit, using the "internet" we can play for the same clan, even in the same game! technology, amazing i tell you, amazing. only i've seen this with my own 2 eyes i wouldn't believe it either.

WhiteWashMan

lol

you mean they have the internet on computers now?*


*quote courtasy of homer jay simpson

Maximilian

Wait a minute.

Are you saying that you're all real people???

JaneyMackers

Ohh jesus this throws everything i taught this was. Ohh BAAAADDDDDDD trip comin onnn.

Right i'am of to counter act this news.

Ttoooooooo HOLLAND

Chaos

Where abouts in kildate are you?

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DK 0wns U

WhiteWashMan

goddamit!
theres always one person who ruins a really good surreal thread

someone delete chaos's post and lets get back to it!

Grifter

hey your just being ba5tard5 to the poor guy, i was lookin for the internet on my hard drive for ages and i still cant find it.

and whats this quake thingy anyway?

yoInK!

mobius

You just ruined it, whitewashman, by *****ing about Chaos.
(And I'm ruining it now)

What's the internet like anyway?,
I think I have it, but I'm not sure.

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The Freaks are here!
http://drive.to/mobius

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Jedi

Chaos, Its Tom here in maynooth. Do You know of any avalible places. Love to try out. The rest of you can bite me!!!!

Chaos

Yah i just coped it was you today tom
DOH!
you should have gotten an email by now anyway

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www.gibworld.com/chaos
DK 0wns U

Maximilian

I don't think there's any internets in Kildare anyway.
Mind you, I've only driven through there and never stopped to look around

WhiteWashMan

so kildare isnt a myth?

hmm, you learn something new everyday

Darkedge

The internet is really made of wood and is
housed in a barn, near kilkenny, where small owls hold the collective knowledge of the universe disguised as biscuit tins full of voul pelts.

ButcherOfNog

are these true owls or false owls as not many of you may have known this but false owls are the leading cause of rafting accidents in the west of ireland. If you're not sure about these kilkenny owls you can throw the owl into a fast moving river or stream, true owls will float head-down, tail-up. False owls will sink.

Hobbes

What's a voul?

ButcherOfNog

a voul is the term used for the male owls foreskin, which it sheds every spring. the more vouls a male owl has, the more likely a female owl is to mate with him.

male owls are known to keep these in buscuit tins.

JaneyMackers

Ahh jesus this is wierd next you'll be telling me Laois is a real place. For WTF's sake.

Maximilian

I know the internet used to be made from wood (hence terms such as log files etc), but I think its moved on.

Mine is manufactured from some kind of plastic resin. A great improvement on the old nickel-iron one and much lighter.

Does anyone have a suggestion as to an easier method of starting it up each day? My arm gets so tired from winding it up and my crank broke yesterday?

(I know I should have put that in the tech-support forum - but who reads that)

EgoManiac

You should use a slave to crank it up like I do.

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Mortals _are_ good for something.

ButcherOfNog

listen can we please keep this ON TOPIC. I don't know, u start a thread about owls and some twat comes along and hijacks it.

Clamor

Jedi. U still aint found a clan to take U.

rat

weel see about that gimme ten rings

WhiteWashMan

rings?
i thought it was the owls foreskin?

i blieve a lot of ppl have changed their interneet for use in not only the shed, but to power the outside toilet lihgt as well.

kinda handy for those late night log dumps

Kegser

I always found the internet to be a great laxative.

ButcherOfNog

yes, we've noticed how much ****e you come out with online

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Venom

So is the reasion that oceanfree is so slow...
a)there just a bunch of ****ehawks.
b)every cheep b@stard is using them.
c)they are using the aforementioned false owls.

If the answer is C,would upgrading to real owls give a better performance to the above mentioned cheep b@stards using the ****ehawk of a service.

Ven(how slow do you want to go)om

Maximilian

I have it on very good authority (from the Deity himself) that the forgoing EgoManiac is an imposter.

IMPOSTER!!!!!!!

I'm told to say he should Kneel, apparantly.
(I dunno - must be some internet jargon)

Darkedge

After upgrading to Owl Voul 5.2
the collective sheading of the owls foreskins
and turning them into a feul to heat the
new internet (made of a so called lepretard)
has presented us with a problem.

seroius amounts of penile loss and a low
erection rate,

needless to say someone is sucking into the matter.

and this is not full of cheap, low, crap puns
Honest

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Darkedge

oh and for that matter.
What exactly is this "Quake" thingy?
and what do the "Muppets" who use it look like?

Hobbes

So what kind biscuts used to be in this tin then? Or is that slang for something else?