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Vision!

Jabbathegut · 2003-10-08 09:38:57

Half an hour before the start of the morning, an employee calls his supervisor to say he won't be coming in today. Employee: "I'm having a vision problem." Supervisor: "Sounds bad. What's wrong?" Employee: "I just can't see myself at work today." :D

08-10-2003 10:38am

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Jabbathegut

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Half an hour before the start of the morning, an employee calls his supervisor to say he won't be coming in today.

Employee: "I'm having a vision problem."

Supervisor: "Sounds bad. What's wrong?"

Employee: "I just can't see myself at work today."

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#2 08-10-2003 1:54pm

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gotta use that some time.

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#3 08-10-2003 8:43pm

pat kenny

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On that tone

Guy rings up his boss and says "Boss I cant come to work i'm sick in bed"

His boss says "Well how sick are you"

Guy says "Well i'm in bed with my sister"

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#4 08-10-2003 9:58pm

de5p0i1er

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Don't think that it work with my boss.

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#5 08-10-2003 10:40pm

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good stuff

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#6 09-10-2003 10:21am

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Originally posted by pat kenny
On that tone

Guy rings up his boss and says "Boss I cant come to work i'm sick in bed"

His boss says "Well how sick are you"

Guy says "Well i'm in bed with my sister"

that is indeed pretty sick

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#7 09-10-2003 11:33am

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Originally posted by de5p0i1er
Don't think that it work with my boss.

why.... is your sister ur boss?

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