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Breathalyzer

  • 08-10-2003 4:21pm
    #1
    tbh
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    Two for the price of one:
    A Guard sees a guy driving erratically along the road, so he stops him and asks him to take a breatalyzer. "I can't officer" says yer man, "I'm asthmatic". "Fair enough so, I'll have to get a blood sample so" says the cop. "No can Do, Guard" says the driver "I'm haemophiliac". "Well in that case" says the cop, "you'll have to come with me to the station to provide a urine test." "Ahh, I can't do that either Guard" says the driver. "Why not?" Says the cop "Because I'm fcuking Psissed" says the driver.

    OR

    A Guard sees a guy weaving from side to side down the road, so he stops him and asks him to take a breatalyzer. The results are bad. "you're drunk!" says the Guard. "Thank Fcuk for that, I thought me steering was bollixed". "says the driver.


Comments

  • #2
    de5p0i1er
    Registered Users Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    Good one, I heard the first part before, nice to hear a new addition to it. :D


  • #3
    Mossy Monk
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    lol at the second one


  • #4
    Tyrrial
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    It's all good. crazy drunks will they ever learn?:confused:


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