The Chicken or The Egg?

Evil Jose · 09-10-2003 11:29am #1

A chicken and an egg were laying next to each other in bed.
The chicken was smoking a cigarette, and with a very pissed-off look the egg said, "Well.... I guess that answers *THAT* long asked question!"

Sposs · 09-10-2003 12:18pm

Please don't post here again

Mossy Monk · 09-10-2003 3:56pm

is there a joke in there?

Pugsley · 09-10-2003 4:45pm

rofl! nice one, so bad its good

Crash · 09-10-2003 10:25pm

Originally posted by Evil Jose
A chicken and an egg were laying next to each other in bed.
The chicken was smoking a cigarette, and with a very pissed-off look the egg said, "Well.... I guess that answers *THAT* long asked question!"

THATS SO STOLEN

the original is a gary larson cartoon of a chicken and the egg in bed smoking

and the caption is

"answers that question doesnt it?"

de5p0i1er · 09-10-2003 10:26pm

That ones older the the internet.

Tyrrial · 10-10-2003 10:48am

sick and wrong and should not be posted.. it'll just upset people with a sense of humer

Dempsey · 10-10-2003 11:08am

Originally posted by Sposs
Please don't post here again

Yavvy · 10-10-2003 12:44pm

mad yokes...

Dempsey · 10-10-2003 12:46pm

For that pun, get out:ninja:

Static · 10-10-2003 4:14pm

There's nothing wrong with a good pun to crack you up.

Mossy Monk · 10-10-2003 4:39pm

Originally posted by Static
There's nothing wrong with a good pun to crack you up.

oh my god :rolleyes:

:f33r: :f33r:

Static · 10-10-2003 5:40pm

Eggsactly.

Crash · 10-10-2003 6:07pm

tbh your man must be on yokes. look at the whites of his eyes.

LOLOLOLOL...ok i'm done.

Dempsey · 10-10-2003 6:13pm

The yokes(jokes) on this thread are fair bad:rolleyes:

Kold · 10-10-2003 6:17pm

I actually found that really funny

As for the puns.... bans pls

[CrimsonGhost] · 11-10-2003 3:37pm

Cluck Here, can ppl stop fouling up this thread with pun. Honestly, you'll all just hen-d up with egg on your faces.

af666x · 11-10-2003 3:47pm

Why did the chicken cross the road?

GEORGE W. BUSH

We did not see the chicken, but have reason to believe that the chicken is being hidden in a secret bunker. We will find it.

TONY BLAIR

I agree with George. *woof*

IRAQI INFORMATION MINISTER

What chicken? I didn't even see a chicken? We don't have any chickens. Honest.

STEPHEN HAWKING

Are you sure that the road did not pass beneath the chicken?

*Awaits banning* :horned:

SpankyFart · 11-10-2003 4:28pm

Originally posted by af666x
Why did the chicken cross the road?

GEORGE W. BUSH

We did not see the chicken, but have reason to believe that the chicken is being hidden in a secret bunker. We will find it.

TONY BLAIR
I agree with George. *woof*

IRAQI INFORMATION MINISTER
What chicken? I didn't even see a chicken? We don't have any chickens. Honest.

STEPHEN HAWKING
Are you sure that the road did not pass beneath the chicken?

*Awaits banning* :horned:

yank humour is so poor

Mac daddy · 11-10-2003 4:38pm

Originally posted by Alany
mad yokes...

:eek:

Kold · 11-10-2003 6:53pm

please lock this thread

nownownownownow

Capt'n Midnight · 11-10-2003 7:54pm

Obviously no one here knows much about the natural history of south east asian jungle fowl. The Egg came first.

Though being an egg is not all it's cracked up to be,
When you come - it's in a box with six others.
You only get hard once - and it takes a few minutes..
And when you finally do get hard - someone beats your head in...

Kold · 11-10-2003 8:00pm

/me mauls Capt'n Midnight

Sterile Fish · 13-10-2003 10:48am

the chicken formed through teh evolution, and genetic disorders caused by the breeding of another species, the first chicken came from an egg of some other bird, thus concluding the chicken came before the chicken egg did

Capt'n Midnight · 13-10-2003 1:36pm

I'll just repost this for Sterile Fish's benefit

Obviously no one here knows much about the natural history of south east asian jungle fowl. The Egg came first.

The Chicken or The Egg?

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