Bah women!!!

sutty · 11-10-2003 3:10am #1

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Ok, heres my problem, why cant I EVER figer out when women want me to get "with" me. Ok Yes I am drunk, and yes a girl I was getting on with has gone with my house mate. Why cant I ever figure out if a girl wants to be with me. I mean it is my worst downfall. I can NEVER figur this out. Like tonight I was out with my house mate Mike and two of his mates. One of which was a very cute girl. she draged me out to the dance floor twice and yet I never even got the idea that she was interested. Now shes gone off with mike..... bah this "real life TM" suckes!!!!!
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ps... Why isn't there a vent command in boards????

jd · 11-10-2003 3:33am

Internet virgins, indeed

parasite · 11-10-2003 5:21am

friday nights are grrrreat on boards
oh yeah

Beruthiel · 11-10-2003 9:27am

Originally posted by sutty
Ok, heres my problem, why cant I EVER figer out when women want me to get "with" me

well sutty my dear, that would be cos you're always too drunk to see the signals, she could be waving the signs right in front of you face and you wouldn't see them!

plus
chat up lines like 'that's a lovely belt you're wearing' NEVER work....

my suggestion
try staying sober and using better lines, see TC for more details on that one

The Corinthian · 11-10-2003 11:29am

Simple rule of thumb; always assume that a woman fancies you.

Of course, this can’t possibly be the case, but who cares? You’ll be surprised how much more often it is than it isn’t (actually, such an attitude is often a self fulfilling prophecy). And if it isn’t, well, no harm done; you just move on - after all, the World is full of women who fancy you

ur mentor · 11-10-2003 11:51am

u think shes cute, why don't you ask her out?. if she says yes u can assume some level of interest
Also stop trying to figure women out. just chase them until they let you catch them.

Typedef · 11-10-2003 1:29pm

Scanning of the thread topic (without really reading it)...

led my mind to read "Bath Women"... and I got all excited, thinking I could post to a pseudo-porn thread.

Alas.

Just on the pulling of the females, show off the motorcycle... then say "fancy a ride".

You can't loose.

sutty · 11-10-2003 2:16pm

man was I drunk last night....

dont ever remember posting this lol

ah well, I'm sure I had some valid point to make

Beruthiel · 11-10-2003 3:37pm

Originally posted by sutty
man was I drunk last night....

dont ever remember posting this lol

my point exactly

smiaras · 11-10-2003 7:47pm

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tman · 11-10-2003 9:12pm

Originally posted by The Corinthian
Simple rule of thumb; always assume that a woman fancies you.

Of course, this can’t possibly be the case, but who cares? You’ll be surprised how much more often it is than it isn’t (actually, such an attitude is often a self fulfilling prophecy). And if it isn’t, well, no harm done; you just move on - after all, the World is full of women who fancy you

thats just crazy enough to work:)
/me changes his outlook on females

azezil · 11-10-2003 10:11pm

don't worry sutty baby i'm always here for you

ROAR >_<

Puck · 11-10-2003 10:22pm

Sutty, you sound just like me. Women practically have to leap on top of me before I take the hint and figure out they like me. Although leaping women can be a whole lot of fun it would be a much easier process if I could just take a hint.

I guess I'd have to put it down to a lack of confidence or low self-esteem.

Bah! "Signals"... "Hints"... if we all just stopped beating around the bush and came out with it there'd be none of this crap!

Billy Turdhed · 11-10-2003 10:38pm

Hesu Christi...you just don't know how to treat women

Heres a few chat up lines

Howya Horse...have you any recipies for boiled spuds

Jaysus Missus ...You an me would make a great combo
Ill do the dryin and you do the washin

Or the real killer....Listen Horse I was admiring you from the back...I had a bet with me mate that your sister owns that dress..

Now If you dont' pull after those gems get yourself seen to Boss.

Bill T

Crash · 12-10-2003 12:25am

Aye, same here. most relationships i've been in have been with the clear repeated statement "no i didnt cop you liked me. i'm insecure and male. i dont GET hints."

Miguel_Sanchez · 12-10-2003 5:30pm

Originally posted by The Corinthian
Simple rule of thumb; always assume that a woman fancies you.

Of course, this can’t possibly be the case

What are you talking about? Of COURSE every woman fancies me.

I'm the dude.

Doodee · 12-10-2003 6:14pm

Just bring Azezil out with ya. they will start into him and try to pull him,but once he tell em that he's that way inclined they will be crush and you can be there to pick up the pieces

ferdi · 12-10-2003 6:36pm

"jesus love your lookin well tonight, you'd look even better at the end of my knob though"

tman · 12-10-2003 8:16pm

Originally posted by tman
thats just crazy enough to work:)
/me changes his outlook on females

cheers Corrie, winnar!
i managed to stop thinking all that "does she like me or not" crap, and KERPOW!

azezil · 13-10-2003 10:28am

Originally posted by Doodee
Just bring Azezil out with ya. they will start into him and try to pull him,but once he tell em that he's that way inclined they will be crush and you can be there to pick up the pieces

lol unless i'm drunk in which case anything can happen

patch · 13-10-2003 11:55am

Originally posted by tman
cheers Corrie, winnar!
i managed to stop thinking all that "does she like me or not" crap, and KERPOW!

Cripes! You mean to say TC's advice got you laid over the weekend?

tman · 13-10-2003 12:35pm

Originally posted by patch69
Cripes! You mean to say TC's advice got you laid over the weekend?

kind of, there was a lot of history there already... i just managed to stop giving a crap about whether she still liked me or not.
prolly would've happened regardless of the advice

patch · 13-10-2003 1:09pm

That's brilliant. It's amazing how a slight change in thinking can reap you benefits. You should prolly buy TC a pint anyways!

Divine · 13-10-2003 1:32pm

Hey T-Man was that the bird you were on about before?

tman · 13-10-2003 2:10pm

nah. unfortunately not:(
just gonna stick with this one for a while & see how things pan out

Kell · 13-10-2003 2:40pm

Originally posted by Typedef

Just on the pulling of the females, show off the motorcycle... then say "fancy a ride".

You can't loose.

The one you cant afford to insure?? Roffle.

K-

Typedef · 14-10-2003 6:47pm

Maybe I don't want to insure it.

More to the point... all the chicks in work.. get an excuse to give me a ride, aside from the usual.

"You so fine... take me home immediately"...

mawhaha.

Kell · 14-10-2003 9:11pm

Originally posted by Typedef
all the chicks in work.. get an excuse to give me a ride, aside from the usual.

What- them red neck bogger chicks that you have oft spoken about so highly. Roffle.

K-

DriftingRain · 15-10-2003 12:34am

Ahahahahaha....cute thread...let me know more if Corrie's plan really works

The Corinthian · 15-10-2003 1:40am

Originally posted by tman
cheers Corrie, winnar!
i managed to stop thinking all that "does she like me or not" crap, and KERPOW!

I’m glad I was of some help.

Originally posted by DriftingRain
Ahahahahaha....cute thread...let me know more if Corrie's plan really works

Plan? No. No plan.

regi · 17-10-2003 4:50pm

must... not... reveal... corinthian's... secrets...

Beruthiel · 17-10-2003 5:00pm

Originally posted by Regi
must... not... reveal... corinthian's... secrets...

go on Regi!
what's the worst that can happen?

Bah women!!!

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