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  • 13-10-2003 6:54pm
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    s0l
    Closed Accounts Posts: 444 ✭✭


    The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
    That's what I said.
    The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
    Or so I have read.
    My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
    I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.
    Big bottom
    Big bottom
    Talk about bum cakes,
    My gal's got 'em.
    Big bottom,
    Drive me out of my mind.
    How can I leave this behind?
    I saw her on monday, twas my lucky bun day
    You know what I mean.
    I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday
    You know what I mean.
    My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
    Big game's waiting there inside her tights
    Big bottom
    Big bottom
    Talk about mud flaps
    My gal's got 'em.
    Big bottom
    Drive me out of my mind.
    How can I leave this behind?


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    #2
    larry
    Registered Users Posts: 66 ✭✭larry


    Good for you


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    #3
    purplepolkadot
    Registered Users Posts: 408 ✭✭purplepolkadot


    man, that's cool.


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    #4
    malecO
    Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭malecO


    hahahahaheheho. Twas funny. :)


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    #5
    sk_irl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24 ✭sk_irl


    thats the best poetry to reach this god forsaken county since yeats was here. nice work.


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    Awayindahils
    Registered Users Posts: 2,024 ✭✭✭Awayindahils


    can ne1 post poetry on this?
    nd thats v you


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    #7
    stevanavich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 87 ✭✭stevanavich


    can anyone else decipher the above post? look mr. awaywankinginthehills, this isnt a text message with limited character space. feel free to post proper length words in future, lest neil smite thee


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    #8
    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    eh steven hate to interuppt your rant but that "mr" is actually a she


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    #9
    ll=llannah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 458 ✭✭ll=llannah


    does that really matter?
    his point remains.


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    #10
    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    i know its a perfectly valid point, hell i second it. Just making another valid piont, he is a she


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    #11
    purplepolkadot
    Registered Users Posts: 408 ✭✭purplepolkadot


    i could understand it, it's crap, annoying and unnecessary, but yeah, decipherable.
    it kinda takes away from the threads in my opinion when people are there with their lack of vowels and numbers subsituted as letters and the like. i don't mean to sound like a granny, but it does.

    hilary, i'm lookin' at you.

    (but i agree with you, it is very macdara)


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    #12
    It wasn't me!
    Registered Users Posts: 13,034 ✭✭✭✭It wasn't me!


    Fun!:D


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    #13
    fitz
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 8,122 ✭✭✭fitz


    Oh dear.

    It's Spinal Tap! Please, please tell me you all know it's Tap!

    If not, shame on you.


    "But these amps go to 11..."


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    #14
    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    I know, someone told me a while ago.... ah well


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    #15
    s0l
    Closed Accounts Posts: 444 ✭✭s0l


    Especially after I stated in a different post that it is actually Big Bottom by Spinal Tap :)


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