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SINGLE ? What a classic

  • 15-10-2003 2:48pm
    #1
    greg_f
    Registered Users Posts: 122 ✭✭


    A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the following items:

    1 Bar of Soap
    1 Toothbrush
    1 Tube of toothpaste
    1 loaf of bread
    1 pint of milk
    1 apple
    1 banana
    1 orange
    1 plum
    1 grapefruit
    1 tomato
    1 lettuce
    1 cabbage
    1 baking potato
    1 kraft single
    1 samosa
    1 vegetable pakora
    1 muesli bar
    1 pie
    1 frozen pizza
    1 single frozen dinner




    The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder. He is
    Carrying a basket with a six pack of stella, a pizza and some Wagon
    Wheels.

    As she turns he smiles at her and says, "Single, eh?"

    The girl smiles sheepishly and replies "How did you guess?"

    He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says "Because you're
    minging"



    :ninja:


Comments

  • #2
    SpankyFart
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭SpankyFart


    lol

    harsh but fair ;)


  • #3
    SoundWave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,146 ✭✭✭SoundWave


    v good


  • #4
    Lawdie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 863 ✭✭✭Lawdie


    Thats been doin the rounds as a text message, very good


  • #5
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Man, that's old.

    I'm not berating it, indeed thank you for reminding me of it.:)

    Good stuff.


  • #6
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    LOL :p:p


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  • #7
    Tyrrial
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    if it accualy happened i wouldn't be happy but because it's happening to fake people in a fake world it's funny.;)


  • #8
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Oh im so doing that


  • #9
    Kraken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,684 ✭✭✭Kraken


    id advise u to duck after saying it. if you dontu will have aredface


  • #10
    greg_f
    Registered Users Posts: 122 ✭✭greg_f


    or be a v fast runner ;)


  • #11
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Lads, ill let one of you film me doing it and we can make an avi :D


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  • #12
    tman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    lmao, ****ing classic:D
    just sent that on to a load of people


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