northside/southside maths test

greg_f · 15-10-2003 4:50pm #1

>>NORTHSIDE LEAVING CERT MATHS TEST FOR SECONDARY SCHOOLS IN THE
>>NORTH
>>SIDE OF DUBLIN:
>>
>>NAME _________________________ NICK-NAME ____________________
>>
>>GANG NAME ____________________
>>
>>1. Deco has 0.5 kilos of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Vinno
>>for 300
>>quid and 90 grammes to Tomo for 90 quid a gram, what is the street
>>value
>>of the rest of his hold?
>>
>>2. Anto pimps 3 brassers. If the price is 40 quid a royde, how many
>>roydes per day must each brasser perform to support Vinno's 500
>>quid a
>>day crack habit?
>>
>>3. Whacker wants to cut the kilo of cocaine he bought for 7,000
>>quid, to
>>make a 20% profit. How many grammes of strychnine will he need?
>>
>>4. Christy got 6 years for murder. He also got 350,000 for the hit.
>>If
>>his common law wife spends 33,100 per month, how much money will be
>>left
>>when he gets out?
>>
>>Extra Credit Bonus: How much more time will Christy get for killing
>>the
>>slapper that spent his money?
>>
>>5. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square meters and the
>>average letter is 1 square meter, how many letters can be sprayed
>>with
>>eight fluid ounce cans of spray paint with 20% extra paint free?
>>
>>6. Liamo steals Eamo's skateboard. As Liamo skates away at a speed
>>of 35
>>mph, Eamo loads his brothers armalite. If it takes Eamo 20 seconds
>>to
>>load the gun, how far will Liamo have travelled when he gets
>>whacked?
>>
>> _____
>>
>>SOUTH SIDE LEAVING CERT MATHS TEST FOR SECONDARY SCHOOLS IN THE
>>SOUTHSIDE OF DUBLIN:
>>
>>NAME_________________________________________________________
>>______________________________________________________________
>>______________________________________________________________
>>_________________
>>
>>(If longer, please continue on separate sheet)
>>
>>SCHOOL____________________ DADDY'S COMPANY___________
>>
>>1. Julian smashes up the old man's car, causing x amount of damage
>>and
>>killing three people. The old man asks his local TD to intervene in
>>the
>>court system, then forges his insurance claim and receives a
>>payment of
>>y. The difference between x and y is three times the life insurance
>>settlement for the three dead people. What kind of car is Julian
>>driving
>>now?
>>
>>2. Chloe's personal shopper decides to substitute generic and
>>own-brand
>>products for the designer goods favoured by her employer. In the
>>course
>>of a month she saves the price of a return ticket to Fiji and Chloe
>>doesn't even notice the difference. Is she thick or what?
>>
>>3. Roly fancies the arse off a certain number of tarts, but he only
>>has
>>enough Rohypnol left to render 33.3% unconscious. If he has 14
>>Rohypnol,
>>how is he ever going to shag the other two-thirds?
>>
>>4. If Savannah throws up four times a day for a week she can fit a
>>size
>>8 Versace. If she only throws up three times a day for two weeks,
>>she
>>has to make do with a size 10 Dolce et Gabbano. How much does
>>liposuction cost?
>>
>>5. Alexander is unsure about his sexuality. Three days a week he
>>fancies
>>women. On the other days he fancies men, ducks and vacuum cleaners.
>>However he only has access to the Hoover every third week. When
>>does his
>>Sunday Independent column start?

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