ooops sorry bout this one

greg_f · 15-10-2003 4:59pm #1

A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After
several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep
are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells him
that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the
slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance,
only
asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells
him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and
wallow
in grass when they are pregnant. The man hangs up and gives it some
thought.
He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to
impregnate the sheep.
So, he loads the sheep into his Isuzu, drives them out into the
woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes
to bed. Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing
that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try
didn't
take, and loads them in the Isuzu again. He drives them out to the woods,
bangs each sheep twice for good measure brings them back and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round.
One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and
drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and,
upon
returning
home, falls listlessly into bed. The next morning, he cannot even
raise himself from the bed to look at the sheep. He asks his wife to look
out and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass. No, she says,
they're
all in the Isuzu and one of them is beeping the horn.

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