Women Drivers

LoneGunM@n · 17-10-2003 2:18pm #1

I saw this in the Daily Mirror today & thought I have to put this up!!

Driving to the office this morning, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90mph with her face up close to her rear-view mirror, putting on eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway into my lane, still working on her makeup.

It scared me (I'm a man) so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, my mobile phone was knocked from my ear and fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruining my shirt and disconnecting an important call.

I ask you, women drivers!!

irishman_abroad · 17-10-2003 3:02pm

groan

Kold · 17-10-2003 6:11pm

I spit on your joke

greg_f · 17-10-2003 6:37pm

oh my god

Vader · 18-10-2003 11:18am

what else can you expect from the Daily Mirror

ColinM · 18-10-2003 11:40am

Don't worry, PhatFiesta, most of the children here have no senses of humour whatsoever.

I on the other hand, have a highly developed sense of humour and am thus able to find funny things funny, whether they are high-brow or low-brow - and I like it!

I think I will buy the Daily Mirror on Monday for the train journey to work (and hide it behind The Times of course). It'll make a grand change from Viz.

Capt'n Midnight · 18-10-2003 12:30pm

Actually the most dangerious drivers are those lunatics who insist on doing 90mph while keeping only inches away from your front bumper.

ColinM · 18-10-2003 12:46pm

Originally posted by Capt'n Midnight
Actually the most dangerious drivers are those lunatics who insist on doing 90mph while keeping only inches away from your front bumper.

Yeah - you'd think they'd have the consideration to move out of your way or at least speed up.

LoneGunM@n · 18-10-2003 1:10pm

Originally posted by Capt'n Midnight
]Actually the most dangerious drivers are those lunatics who insist on doing 90mph while keeping only inches away from your front bumper

Do you know me??

Kold · 18-10-2003 3:01pm

Irish drivers :rolleyes:

Vader · 18-10-2003 7:00pm

Originally posted by ColinM
Don't worry, PhatFiesta, most of the children here have no senses of humour whatsoever.

I on the other hand, have a highly developed sense of humour and am thus able to find funny things funny, whether they are high-brow or low-brow - and I like it!

I think I will buy the Daily Mirror on Monday for the train journey to work (and hide it behind The Times of course). It'll make a grand change from Viz.

The Mirror isnt funny. It isnt news. It isnt Irish.
I got the joke, it was meant to be ironic but to be sure the Mirrors readers got it they went overboard and ruined the joke. Subtlety is the key to wit

exiztone · 18-10-2003 10:07pm

Women drivers indeed.
Maybe this picture can help redeem that shabby joke.

tribble · 18-10-2003 11:42pm

I got the joke, it was meant to be ironic

:rolleyes: classic

KilOit · 19-10-2003 5:21am

i got the joke very good phatfiesta dont mind the morons on the board they think their too upper class to publicaly laugh at a low brow joke

Vader · 19-10-2003 12:54pm

Originally posted by exiztone
Women drivers indeed.
Maybe this picture can help redeem that shabby joke.

Very good indeed

The Bum · 20-10-2003 1:55pm

lol

Tyrrial · 21-10-2003 12:44pm

Originally posted by exiztone
Women drivers indeed.
Maybe this picture can help redeem that shabby joke.

brilliant. saved the thread

waffles · 21-10-2003 3:01pm

a blonde was driving down the motorway and she gets a call off her husband saying "be careful theres a mad person driving down the motor way on the wrong side" and the blonde replies " its not just 1 theres hundreds of them"

waffles · 21-10-2003 5:03pm

women and parking

Capt'n Midnight · 21-10-2003 5:15pm

Why are women so bad at parking ?
because men keep telling them |<

>| that's six inches

Sarky · 21-10-2003 5:26pm

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

Because she was a woman.

kano476 · 21-10-2003 5:55pm

Originally posted by Sarky
Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

Because she was a woman.

:rolleyes:

but the thing is women keep saying men cant do more than one thing at once yet this superman in the car was eating a bacon roll, smoking, shaving, talking on the phone and drinking a coffee all while driving and looking at this woman!
its madness i tell you.

exiztone · 21-10-2003 7:47pm

Originally posted by Sarky
Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

Because she was a woman.

ROTF. That one brought a tear of laughter to my eye :')

Vader · 22-10-2003 7:22pm

And Helen Keller would be who?

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