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What did the bus driver say to the girl at the bus stop with no arms and no legs ?




How're ya gettin' on...........

KilOit

very good.

another one simarler
think this how it goes,

a woman with no legs or arms has never been fu*ked so
she goes out to have sex with a guy, she meets a guy in park and says to him " hello i've never been fu*ked " the guy intreged by this picks up the the woman with no legs or arms and throws her into a lake and says your fu*ked now

im sure it goes different but you get the jissed of it

SpankyFart

kiloit's is better

Would be interesting to see someone without legs and arms travel so easily to a park unsupervised...

:rolleyes:

BioHazRd

SpankyFart (and others)

This is the humour forum - and as such is NOT real life. Stop replying to all jokes as if they could really happen, or how you would like to see it happen in real life - THEY ARE ONLY JOKES

We will now resume normal service, thank you for your attention.

Bio

tman

well said BioHazRd, the only reason these jokes are even mildly amusing is because of the sheer outrageousness of them.

Seth Brundle

I find these jokes offensive - my aunt had no legs - she often got kicked off the bus for swinging out of the handrails. Her husband had no arms and was often kicked off the bus for kicking the bell

Yavvy

well in fairness I think the comments of spanky and kbannon

in this thread have only made the origional jokes funneher..

Im still thinking of a legless lady hanging out of the bus hand rails and looking at the driver..."WHAT ?"""

Tyrrial

very desturbing jokes...

scojones

L.A.M.E

SpankyFart

Originally posted by BioHazRd
SpankyFart (and others)

This is the humour forum - and as such is NOT real life. Stop replying to all jokes as if they could really happen, or how you would like to see it happen in real life - THEY ARE ONLY JOKES

We will now resume normal service, thank you for your attention.

Bio

lol get a grip man, you think i was serious?

:rolleyes:

And tzam they weren't REALLY that funny...

greg_f

lol to the lot

waffles

Originally posted by kbannon
I find these jokes offensive - my aunt had no legs - she often got kicked off the bus for swinging out of the handrails. Her husband had no arms and was often kicked off the bus for kicking the bell

she could never go out cos she'd be always legless