a few jokes for ya

namuras

A plumber, an electrician, and an accountant walk into a strip club. The electrician calls over a blond, licks a ten- dollar bill and slaps it on her left ass cheek. The plumber licks a 20 and slaps it on her right ass cheek. The accountant takes out his ATM card, swipes it down the crack of her ass, and grabs the 30 bucks.

BILL GATES WAS ABOUT TO MAKE LOVE TO HIS WIFE FOR THE FIRST TIME, SO WHEN HE TOOK OFF HIS CLOTHES SHE SAID, "NOW I KNOW WHY THEY CALLED IT micro-soft!!!"

A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his poor patient has had practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL no improvement. "Listen," says the Doc, "I have migraines too, and the advice I'm going to give you isn't really anything I learned in medical school, but it's advice that I've gotten from my own experience. When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub, and soak for a while. Then I have my wife sponge me off with the hottest water I can stand, especially around the forehead. This helps a little. Then I get out of the tub, take her into the bedroom, and even if my head is killing me, I force myself to have sex with her. Almost always, the headache is immediately gone. Now, give it a try, and come back and see me in six weeks." Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin. "Doc! I took your advice and it works! It REALLY WORKS! I've had migraines for 17 years and this is the FIRST time anyone has ever helped me!" "Well," says the physician, "I'm glad I could help." "By the way, Doc," the patient adds, "you have a REALLY nice house."

Tyrrial

1 = good
2 = terrible
3 = ok

keep on trucken;)