Montylan and its subsideries inc.

Shinji

Yes, Wyv is on the old one handed typing. (we kid you not)

Shane is chasin him with the mop.

kegser has gone out for a packet of biscuits.

[BSE]Telgere

specially all the activity down the back row

Wyverne

wait i'll come wiv ya

Lump

Typing with one hand. I'll be oput to "clean up" in a minute...... NYOM ****ing Nyom


John

Kegser

Enjoy having your legs broken between two tables, Lump.

Stephen

There's a pint glass on shadow's desk filled with a strange, murky off-white substance.

Mills

Before anyone misreads that **** I'd just like to say it was P1SS

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I am inflatible !

Noims

Yeah, but these things are supposed to make a profit... who'd pay to see Lump going at it like a dog on a pervert's leg.

Wyverne

im not sure yis all can keep this up,i mean i know i can keep it up, but can any of you ????

Shinji

Mills is in one of the phone booths. The door is all steamed up and we can't see what he's at, but there is a lot of grunting. So that's what those four stars in his post were.... HANG ON? Where's Dolly gone? MILLS!

Monty - the one and only

To see the complet insanity of us all go here

Mental-LAN 3

[BSE]Telgere

any1 else notice the likeness from cartman to lump?
or is it just all kilkenny people

Noims

NOte: my last post was rhetorical. I advise NOT saying you would.

Lump

Whats worse is monty's drinking that off white substance


John

Wyverne

page five oooops i cant count any further what do we do now

Noims

I can do this for days, given the right stimulation.

Dave

Originally posted by Borric:
ehhhhhh


any connection between LAN and this topic??????

eh muppets??????

well were discussing www.montylan.com and besatlity, u tell me theres no connection between them?

Shinji

That's what you told Dolly too, Noims. And poor old mills.

Borric

Yes bloody disgracefull

Lump

I'll tell you what mills is doing, hes sexing up the phone...... no really, likes the tight fit in the holes of the reciever.

Joihn

LegacyUser

170 and counting

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It's about a society in freefall....

Wyverne

mills any r4elation to millls & boon??, i mean is it u writing all those sexy hot steamy novels????

Shinji

"missing in action" never seemed more appropriate a phrase.

Stephen

Speaking of Mills... he's still "missing".

Monty - the one and only

Originally posted by irishassassin!:
well were discussing www.montylan.com and besatlity, u tell me theres no connection between them?

Well judge by some of the behavoiur here tonight.........well you all know the answer

Noims

He's getting the person at the other end to SHOUT REALLLLLY LOUD!

Noims

Missing in action? That's when he forgets he's using a mobile.

Kegser

I can't think of anytyhing else to say.

My brain has ceased functioning.

Not that it was ever functioning to begin with, mind you.

Shinji

Ladies and Gentlemen, Kharn has left the building!

I think we sickened and appalled him.

Stephen

Mills just "came" back from the phone booth.

Borric

Originally posted by irishassassin!:
well were discussing www.montylan.com and besatlity, u tell me theres no connection between them?

ok


ye see tehre's connection


but theres also a mission
someone standing up for TheAfterHours??

talking ****e btw

Wyverne

in the phone booth ah c'mon lads i mean its not big enough for two even if it is mills and buffy

Lump

yea, he attached a really big loudspeaker to the stereo, and shoved it up his ass, turn it up full and enjopyed the "Good Vibrations"


John

Noims

It's only when my brain ceases functioning that I can get to this level of conversation.. and I haven't left it since 1974.

Stephen

Nah, Kharn's just gone out for some more Lube

Dave

Originally posted by Wyverne:
in the phone booth ah c'mon lads i mean its not big enough for two even if it is mills and buffy

well lets just say its not mills and buffy tis mills and now kharn and dolly

Wyverne

how can u tell when its time to go home

[BSE]Telgere

Kharn is in the buildin

Mills

Im just back from the phone booth and I'd like to put u all straight.......... that was buffy in there with me, her lower regions do resemble a sheep a bit, the phone was like that when I got there.

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I am inflatible !

Lump

Kegser you brain ceased to function many years ago....... how ever you still remember that good shagging ya got of mills yea??


Remember when you were drunk. Oh well if not then fine

John

Kegser

I believe its probably about time to go home after youve spent 30 minutes ****ing on about Mills and his sexual practices.

Wyverne

when mills, dolly and buffy are all leaving together in a long white stretch limo with steam coming out of the back of the car

Stephen

That reminds me ....
WHO'SE IN THE HOUSE?

(noims, thats your cue)

Monty - the one and only

Originally posted by Shinji:

I think we sickened and appalled him.

hmm the pants monster himself sickened and appaled, I doubt it

Borric

Kharn's back in the building

Shinji

If the phone was like that previously, it was probably Regi. That explains why he dashed off in such a hurry earlier!

Borric

i reckon by the time this is typed this will be the 200th post

Lump

Mills and his sex...... I could talk for days....... well ten minutes anyway.


John

Wyverne

i once heard that buffy shagged a flight of geeese

Kegser

I wonder how long Joe will continue to draw this thread out...