Montylan and its subsideries inc.

Stephen

The discussion here in nethouse has turned to Lump and his fixation with his "sac" ... leading onto questions of closet (or, as shinji would have it, "alcove") homosexuality...

Dave

Originally posted by Borric:
i reckon by the time this is typed this will be the 200th post

you r wrong, but by the time this has bin typed it will have reached over 200

Lump

is this was fun...... my EYEBALLS. Since ye have such a problem with me saying my sac


John

Kegser

I wonder how long Joe will continue to draw this thread out...

Mills

I doubt if anyone is gonna read this far into the post so..........
PikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaCHUUUUU!!!!!!!

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I am inflatible !

SantaHoe

Originally posted by Borric:
i reckon by the time this is typed this will be the 200th post

Nah... HARDLY

Good luck on thursday by the way, how much are they going to add?

Shinji

We just worry about your testicular obsession, that's all. And the way you keep staring at Munch's buttocks.

Wyverne

well i was told once that its better to do it long and slow over a lengthy period of time, well its what i was told anyway

Borric

Originally posted by irishassassin!:

you r wrong, but by the time this has bin typed it will have reached over 200

well actually it was under 200
so.......


fcuk

Shinji

Pikaaa?

Stephen

Originally posted by Shinji:
Pikaaa?

That's what Mills said when lump approached him with the bent cucumber he purchased.

Lump

/me whips out his only friend..... the cucumber. Nice one


John

Wyverne

i think that my wrist will be in a sorry state tomorrow, i will be in alot of trouble,,,,, i will not be able to work for days

Dave

Originally posted by Shinji:
Pikaaa?

wait i know this one

chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!

Borric

I dunno psyduck


what do you think yourself????


3 maybe 4

Kegser

Bulbasaur!!!

Dave

Originally posted by Kegser:
Bulbasaur!!!

kegs is always the one that stirs ****

Kegser

Well... Bulbasaur has those large extendable vine things... I'm sure Mills could find a use for them.

Lump

If ye start that pokemon ****e, I'll whip out this courgete I've being hiding. ..


John

Shinji

Pika Pika Chuuuuu!


Psyyyyyy! Psy psy psy!


But most of all...

JIGGLY! JIGGLY PUFFFFFF!

Wyverne

well this is some more animal loving stuff even cartoon animals ohhhhmyyyygooooooood

Monty - the one and only

Originally posted by Lump:
If ye start that pokemon ****e, I'll whip out this courgete I've being hiding. ..

to late

Stephen

Mills has just removed the cucumber from the bin and is gripping it tightly...

Wyverne

u know its my 21st today people, just in case yis did not know, wooooohooooooooo 21 today

Kegser

Lets all wish Joe a happy birthday on the Boards.. don't bother with that real life lark.

Wyverne

so we will all have to have a nice big party yeah we will

SantaHoe

Originally posted by Borric:
I dunno psyduck


what do you think yourself????


3 maybe 4

Damnit kulgan, you and your spaces...
Anyway, yeh, I think in your case you should have them add another 5-inches, just to bring it upto average.
Hope they do a botch job on it and make it all bendy... then you can get at my "sweet-spot"

Dave

well the posting has kinda slowed down now

Shinji

By gawd that's a powerful cucumber. All this abuse and still nice and smooth and tasty. Such a noble vegetable! Now hurry up mills, it's my turn with it next.

SantaHoe

Yeh, it looks like loadsa' peeps are leaving nethouse since that tubby-chick arrived.
Either that, or there wrists got tired.
Oh well, I suppose it's up to us to bring this thread up to the 1000 mark.

Dave

ehhh shinji its kinda soft and sloppy now

Lump

hhmmmm


who am i ????????????

Wyverne

do you think we can do it santa, i mean 1000 times, do u have the stamina

Dave

n e wayx whadda bout those knicks this season.....erm......

Kegser

This is Santa we're talking about here... of course he has the stamina.

SantaHoe

Originally posted by Wyverne:
do you think we can do it santa, i mean 1000 times, do u have the stamina

Yep, I can go at it all week... then once the bleeding stops... another week.

Borric

interesting ****.......

i think........

Borric

MEDIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SantaHoe

Originally posted by Borric:
MEDIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh ffs, you have full health... STOP CALLING ME or I'll put a conc up your ass and watch you burst b1tch

SantaHoe

*ahem*
Anyway... so what's happened to everyone?
Ah well, things should pick up here, once everyone gets back from the toilet.

Monty - the one and only

ehh no, thats the cucumbers job

Shinji

The Artist Formerly Known As Jesus Christ thought that this should be shared with you all. Taken in a nethouse phone booth only a few moments ago...

SantaHoe

Ok, it's a bit sore now, so it'll have to be in your ear... that ok?

Lump

LOL..... Some good loving going on in there...

No really.

Mills you coming out back I have to show you something

John

Borric

Well my armor was a bit ****ed so.....


an engineer would be just great


what was this topic started as btw....

[BSE]Telgere

mmmmmmmmmm buffy with a sheep
damn im not from wicklow

Borric

Nice pic


think its revived the topic

Lump

hmmmm. this topic will NEVER DIE. Right??

john

[This message has been edited by Lump (edited 01-07-2000).]

SantaHoe

Yeh, that seems fair 'nuff.
Now where did Mills go? I was supposed to ear-**** him...

Dave

Fairly nice f00kin phonebooth thats all can say.