Sorta funny

Jelly · 30-10-2003 11:46pm #1

Whats Mary short for?
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She has no legs.

What do you do if a bird craps on your windscreen?
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Don't go out with her again!

Jelly · 31-10-2003 12:14am

Ok... I didn't mean to make a new topic I just meant to put it into the one liner jokes section. Im new to all this kinda stuff, and not doing well so far.

spooiirt!! · 31-10-2003 12:31pm

ahhhh youre not!

Mr.Applepie · 31-10-2003 1:26pm

Hehe I liked the first one! It deserved a new thread imho:D

angelofdeath · 31-10-2003 2:17pm

nice1,

eehhh fast newbie post, yay

sionnach · 31-10-2003 4:43pm

lol @ both

Jelly · 31-10-2003 9:38pm

I hate halloween.
There are stupid fireworks going off everywhere at the moment, my dogs are going crazy. There are stupid bloody kids knocking at my door all night, the house will probably be egged later and I don't want to go clubbing cos there will be a load of young ones dressed up as stupid little fairys.

Bah Humbug!!

Kold · 31-10-2003 10:11pm

before anyone asks... look at his post count

Vader · 01-11-2003 2:49am

hmm 2 joke in the wrong thread and the start of a journal.
*Thinks about saying nothing so as not to offend Newbies spirit*
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.....shít did I type that out loud.

I actually made the same mistake with my first reply on boards, oh memories:rolleyes:

Sorta funny

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