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Little Terri

  • 31-10-2003 5:45pm
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    Sposs
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    Little Teri was in the garden filling
    in a hole when her neighbour peered over the fence.
    Interested in what the cheeky-faced
    youngster was doing, he politely asked,
    "What are you up to there, Teri ?"
    "My goldfish died," replied Teri tearfully,
    without looking up," and I've just buried him."
    The neighbour was concerned,
    "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
    Teri patted down the last heap of earth
    then replied,
    "That's because he's inside your f**king cat."


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