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  • 09-09-1999 4:59pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 936 ✭✭✭


    > > The Buffalo Theory
    > >
    > > A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest
    > > buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and
    > > weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
    > > This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,
    > > because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps
    > > improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
    > > In much the same way the human brain can only operate as
    > > fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol,
    > > we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the
    > > slowest and weakest brain cells first.
    > > In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain
    > > cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's
    > > why you always feel smarter after a few beers.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 381 ✭✭juNkie


    Mark ya skanky tramp, when u comin down to Dub again???????????

    Btw your fat too wink.gif

    Mon down laa

    juNk


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 411 ✭✭H_K


    haha im fell smarter after struggl;ing to fill in my username etc heh
    good theory !!

    pet


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