joke of the day

cujimmy

A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was in process. A sign read: "Don't Miss the Amazing Scotsman". The salesman bought a ticket and sat down. There, on centre stage, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it was an old Scotsman. Suddenly the old man lifted his kilt, whipped out his huge member and smashed all three walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupted in applause as the elderly Scot was carried off on the shoulders of the crowd. Ten years later the salesman visited the same little town and saw the faded sign for the same circus and the same sign "Don't Miss the Amazing Scotsman". He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive much less still doing his act! He bought a ticket. Again, the centre ring was illuminated. This time, however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the table. The Scotsman stood before them, then suddenly lifted his kilt and smashed the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member. The crowd went wild! Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show. "You're incredible!" he told the Scotsman. "But I have to know something. You're older now, why switch from walnuts to coconuts?" Well," said the Scot, "Me eyes are nae whit they used to be!"

Kold

Scottish people have to stop thinking their cocks are big...

Vader

yea; Kolds Scottish and his dick is the size of one of those walnuts

joseph brand

scots have baby willies cos of cold.

They love wearing dresses(kilts), big bunch of gays.:D

Kold

I'm English, not one of those peasants :P and that walnut thing is just so not funny i wont even try thinking up a counter insult. But i think you'll find ur ma thinks differently :P

EdBanger

Why bother Thinking when you can auto-Flame
http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/index.htm

Kold

Keep typing. Maybe, someday, you'll randomly type something semi-intelligent. Are you always this ignorant, or are you making a special effort today? However, I'll consider letting you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last. I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong."

Wow...efficient...