classes for women

daithi01

CLASSES FOR WOMEN...
Women think they already know everything, but wait... training courses
are
now available for women on the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
5. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
6. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
7. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
8. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
9. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
10. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
11. Introduction to Parking (hahahahahahaha)
12. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
13. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
14. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
15. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
16. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
17. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
18. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
19. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
20. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have
21. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women notice
22. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
23. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
24. TV Remotes: For Men Only

babyhack

Originally posted by daithi01

Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

Introduction to Parking (hahahahahahaha)

Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women notice

and in regards to 21 what is this dust thing you speak of

angelofdeath

i know a lot of women who could do with taking some of those courses.....:)

Peace

made me laugh.....thumbs up!!

Paddy20

OMG!, Just wait for the female retaliation THREAD ?..

P.:ninja: