emergency meeting

daithi01

>Jesus, in a very worried state, convened all of his apostles and
disciples
>to an emergency meeting because of the high drug consumption problem
all
>over the world. After giving it much thought they reached the
conclusion
>that in order to better deal with the problem, that they should try
the
>drugs themselves and then decide on the correct way to proceed. It was
>therefore decided that a commission made-up of some of the members
return
>to earth to get the different types of drugs.
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>The secret operation is effected and two days later the commissioned
>disciples begin to return to heaven. Jesus, waiting at the door, lets
in
>the first disciple:
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>Who is it?"
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>It's Paul" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Paul?"
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>Hashish from Morocco"
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>"Very well son, come in."
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>"Who is it?" "It's Mark"
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>Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Mark?" "Marijuana from
Colombia"
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>"Very well son, come in."
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>"Who is it?" "It's Matthew"
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>Jesus opens the door.
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>"What did you bring Matthew ?"
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>"Cocaine from Bolivia"
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>"Very well son, come in."
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>"Who is it?"
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>"It's John"
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>Jesus opens the door.
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>"What did you bring John ?"
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>"Crack from New York"
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>"Very well son, come in."
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>"Who is it?"
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>"It's Luke"
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>Jesus opens the door.
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>"What did you bring Luke ?"
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>"Speed from Amsterdam"
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>"Very well son, come in."
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>"Who is it?"
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>"It's Judas"
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>Jesus opens the door.
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>"What did you bring Judas ?"
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>"FBI MOTHER F**KERS!EVERYONE AGAINST THE WALL!"
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Jaeger

Old but good

Who's the spa that made it twice as long since I saw it last?

quank

LOL
excellent

angelofdeath

that ones a classic:)

sionnach

/me laughs heartily

Zer0^

ROFL,

never heard that before ****in top class like it

Commissar

Brilliant:D

Mossy Monk

ROFL

heard it years ago but it will always be good

Havelock

Once I saw the name Judas, I sort expected the punch, but still funny.

Bubba

nothin special

ykt0di9url7bc3

very good...

shurl

Tis old.... But still good.

SoundWave

me likes

Funky

lol class

Kold

After giving it much thought they reached the
conclusion
>that in order to better deal with the problem, that they should try
the
>drugs themselves and then decide on the correct way to proceed.

Thats my type of thinking