Little April

shurl · 05-11-2003 3:13pm #1

> Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually
she slept
> through the class.
> One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell
me,April,
> who created the universe?"
> When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair
> behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!"
> shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back
> asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and
> Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber.
> Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
> JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good," And
> April fell back asleep.
> Then the teacher asked April a third question.
> "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
> And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up
> and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*** THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL
> BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR AS S!
>
> The Teacher fainted.