**ALL NEW ** Funneh Caption Thread

Pompey Magnus

Fire away...

tba

All was well untill one of his pet fire-flys flew up his nose.

Vader

The latest fashion amongst hardy knackers; pink pocadots

hedgetrimmer

I have just 10 seconds to tell you about teh new 80's-itis disease. Not much time. But then again it doesn;t take much time. If you anre male and have any of the following symptoms:

Ghey looking ear-ring
Too much eye make up
Polka-dot unfashioanble jacket
a forlorn distant art-house look
slicked back hair
Pengium claws instead of hands

You might be infected. The effects are extremelt embarrasing. Call your mother now and ask for a refund.

Long quote..sorry

Pompey Magnus

Originally posted by hedgetrimmer
I have just 10 seconds to tell you about teh new 80's-itis disease. Not much time. But then again it doesn;t take much time. If you anre male and have any of the following symptoms:

Ghey looking ear-ring
Too much eye make up
Polka-dot unfashioanble jacket
a forlorn distant art-house look
slicked back hair
Pengium claws instead of hands

You might be infected. The effects are extremelt embarrasing. Call your mother now and ask for a refund.

Long quote..sorry

I like it! Winner

p.s. his eyes are actually painted onto his eyelids, so you are quite right about the "too much eye make up":p

hedgetrimmer

Hurrah!!

And this time I will actually POST a pic!!!

As soon as I get home from work. (in about 1hr!)

hedgetrimmer

Time to get creative...

Raphael

As lennie strolled through the forest, he hears a distant cry for help........ he knew it was gonna be one of those days

Victor

"Damn, the zipper's stuck again."

Originally posted by Raphael
As lennie strolled through the forest, he hears a distant cry for help........ he knew it was gonna be one of those days

His name is Alvin http://www.afterhours.ie./topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=209&FORUM_ID=2&CAT_ID=1&Topic_Title=Alvin+becomes&Forum_Title=Humour

And the correct quote is "Alvin becomes Super Alvin".

murd0k

"having run out of fluff, the desperate taxidermy shop owner resorts to robbing the clothes of a disabled man, and selling his wheelchair for scrap metal"

Vader

This pic has been posted on boards before sooooo

"Return of the Super squirl"

or

"Super squirl strikes back"

hedgetrimmer

"As lennie strolled through the forest, he hears a distant cry for help........ he knew it
was gonna be one of those days"


Raphael winner!!:D

Raphael

Damn im good!

kmart6

Even after there big parts in LOTR the elephants had to return to the streetsto earn some peanuts

hedgetrimmer

Miami Vice and Manimal crossover set for screens in 2004

(for all us 80's kids)

Pompey Magnus

Elephant, the only mode of transport where the trunk is at the front!

murd0k

As nelly the elephant packed her bags and said goodbye to the circus, this was not the dream life she had in mind

Shaque attack

since nelly left the circus she has had to sell her body for peanuts

tba

Three friends destined to roam the highways forever
Steven the elephant with only three legs
Mike his driver cursed with an unsightly horn protruding from his head
And Joe a fish forever cursed to look like a car with a palm tree growing from its boot, despite all the plastic surgery.
Together they were the litter patrol

Doc

Once more the result of the Lada verses elephant race went to the plucky pachyderms

Vader

Burns: Smithers, this remindes me of that fat man I used to ride to work.

Raphael

Originally posted by murd0k
As nelly the elephant packed her bags and said goodbye to the circus, this was not the dream life she had in mind

73h w1n!!!

tba

Yoink!
New Picture

Pompey Magnus

Flaws in Airport security revealed when a duck was discovered on a flight heading south for the winter.

murd0k

No way was that 24 hours, ah well.

"smuggling cereme eggs; a strip search was inevitable, bill had gone to fetch the razor"

tba

No but it was about 18

Anyways

Guy on right says-->
"Man that radiation does some strange shat gonna hold on ta my balls for this one!"

Doc

Post September the 11th the airport security employment policy would have to come under closer scrutiny

hedgetrimmer

Controversy over new air marshalls' uniform

Shaque attack

airport security struggle to detect carriers of the new mad duck syndrome.

Sangre

Officals denied critcisms from public that any 'muppet' could become an air marshall.