**ALL NEW ** Funneh Caption Thread

Yavvy

I think everyone is relaxed ...cept maybe you.

So much for Humour.

dont worry....youll get some.

tba

Moving Swiftly along the Winner is Cozpyro

Originally posted by Cozpyro
Crusty woman screams in agony while a fellow protesters shoves his placard up her arse!

Sinecure as a very close second.

Cozpyro

Aaww I'm touched!

I'm also ridicously inept when it comes to putting up picture thingys.

Feel free to post another pic!

tba

then sinecure should be the deserving party

Oriel

Ok,

tba

The two cardinals preformed the Life size puppet show with perfect harmony, even though they had to control their characters through old school Vatican chairs.

Cozpyro

Bush : Blah Blah de blah. Yee Haw! Im a rhinestone cowboy............

Pope Thinks: Who za hell is this guy? Wonedear vots for my tea? His wife has nice boobs though! I knew I shouldn't have had that extra shot of After Shock with Saddy last night!

Bush: So Whadda ya think Popey?

Pope: Zzzzzzzzzz Wha who Wha eeehhmm Where are my sunglasses? Bonio gave me sunglasses!

Panda

Pope Thinks: "If zat ****wit callza me Dalai Lama onea more vucking timea, so helpa me god......."

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God: Oh you expect a reply, do ya? Well t b h if you want to kick his ass feel free, hes the ultimate idiot with finger on the button.

hedgetrimmer

Bush questions Vatican about it's Holy nuclear programme and terrorist jesuits. Vatican non-commital

Pompey Magnus

Bush: "...and i'd like an Action man extreme underwater adventure kit and a colouring book, and a pony and emmmmmmmm, ooh and a red fire engine..... hey santa, why won't they let me sit on your lap?"
Pope: "Sorry kid, we've gotten in trouble about things like that before!"

Pompey Magnus

Newscaster: "And in other news today, Whitehouse spokesman Ari Fleischer was left in the embarressing position of having to explain why President Bush got into a 30 minute conversation with a wax model of the pope on his recent trip to Madame Tussards on his state visit to Britain today!"

mrbungle

<yawn!>

....maybe there's some monkeys humping on the Discovery Channel, (Bonobo's hopefully) !

Hey CableGuy, I've decided to steal cable !!

Paddy20

Pope thinks?.. "Christ, and I thought Reagen was boring ! "

BoB_BoT

ugh... what an idiot, why the f*ck is he using a mic, i'm right here!

or

maybe if i concentrate really hard he'll explode

Kold

George: Did anyone say you have beautiful cheekbones?

Johnny: Oh you charmer aheeheeheehee

Kold

Celebrity Blind date: amusing...

bus77

BUSH: "On behalf of the American people, I offer my sincere apologys for the acidental bombing of the Vatican"

POPE: "My ears, MY EARS!!"

Oriel

I'm a supposed to pick the winner? Or was I just picking the photo, with Cozpyro to pick the winner (since he won the last one)?

Pompey Magnus

Your picture, your choice I suppose!

tba

Originally posted by Depeche_Mode
Your picture, your choice I suppose!

I second that.

Yavvy

Sinecure has the choice

Oriel

Sorry about the delay folks.

The two cardinals preformed the Life size puppet show with perfect harmony, even though they had to control their characters through old school Vatican chairs

Winner: tba.
hedgetrimmer a close second.

tba

here ya go sorry to use bush again but.... hes so funny

hedgetrimmer

Bertie "No George. Ireland. It's a country. In Europe. The Continent that's not America"

Bush "War...on ...terror?"

Bertie "Never mind"

Cozpyro

Bertie: Well I saystp her , I don't see how yis can get away wit chargin dat price for Apples. Den she says well no dats down to inflation ya know. So I says inflation me arse gis dem apples at a fair price. So den she says she couldn't give a hoot wheder I was da Teacup or not. So I says well I buy dem. But only dis once mind.

Bush: Ah Jaysis. Yer kidding me. Dat price? For Apples? Jaysis.

Civilian_Target

Bertie beats chimpanzee in staring contest.

tba

NO....... you get up first.

Doc

Bush: My advisers say sitting like this helps me get across my more feminine side to the voters.

Shaque attack

Bertie: You feelin lucky, punk?

BlitzKrieg

Bush: If u look slightly over my shoulder you will see a white envelope in Powells hands...thats for you *wink* Liam old mate.


Bertie:....


Bush: *winks again*


Bertie:...yes AL its for me.