**ALL NEW ** Funneh Caption Thread

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe

"stupid viagra got lodged in my throat ....... my whole body is stiff ahhhhhhhh"

Paddy20

" I heard of sky diving!, but this is just 'the pits'

tba

Originally posted by Sangre
Jimmy always loved playing wheelbarrow with his new bike.

Hence I submit the conche to Sangre to post another picture.

Is it possible to turn the

Sangre

Is that 4th time winner now?

I like the ones where there is nothing special, they usually get the most imaginative results.

uberwolf

so then I was like, these new xtra long hula hoops are a definite ten of ten,loike. I just totally love the respect these corporate people give me.

Paddy20

"Who's eating who , here ? "

"And where's my ruddy teeth ? "

Ph3n0m

The Pasta King suprises Little Kenny who had been eating his subjects

Yavvy

you know putting super glue on my fingers and face wasnt the best idea ever...stings too !

hedgetrimmer

"You're not Daddy....ARGH! It's Michael Jackson"!!!"

tba

After this I want five scoops of Ice-Cream, got that FIVE!

tba

Go ahead try take a bite, but remember if you do, you have to face Mr. Sticky, the ninja hand of doom!

tba

Boobies aaaaaaaaggghhhhhh

tba

If you think its messy up here wait till It gets through.

tba

What is this crap, eh? I remember ordering Lobster

tba

.. however totally disregarding the taste I have to say the ability to fit this food on my fingers is alone worth my highest rating ever.... FIVE FINGERS UP.

Ph3n0m

Chucky realises the game is up - He's been caught red-handed

Panda

**** your pasta, **** your milk,
tell ya what bring on the whiskey tits!

Okie

Little Danny's screams of excitement during dinner time came to an abrupt end when his Dad came rushing in through the door behind him, flinging wee Danny into the sink!

or

Another harrowing attack of the pasta chinese finger traps!

mystik

Fingers are so cumbersome nowadays, so this child obviously got them replaced by mouldy pasta. (They're bendy and chrispy all at the same time!)

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe

"my mammy and daddy BOTH look like this when uncle Rodger and uncle Frank come over.... but usually its not pasta but some cream??? "

kmart6

''What do ya expect I'm a child,it will come out in the wash so im not worried

Vader

poor baby michael hasnt been washed in a week and believe you me this is as close as this camera man is going

Sangre

Originally posted by Ph3n0m
The Pasta King suprises Little Kenny who had been eating his subjects

I dont know why, but this wins.

Anyway, I guess that one was a bit hard.
Work away Ph3n0m.

tba

Sorry this is taking too long, and in the custom I have previously taken I shall steal the posting rights.

NOW CAPTION THIS!

Paddy20

FBI agent finds Saddams WMD's in own backyard ?..

tba

Originally posted by Paddy20
FBI agent finds Saddams WMD's in own backyard ?..

best so far

sionnach

only so far?

tba

I was going to heap higher praise upon Paddy20 but I dont want it going to his head

Raphael

Ok kids, after you light the rocket, point it downward at 30 degrees.

(And thats how we blow large holes in our legs and poison ourselves with fumes.

OR

And thats how we dig wells iraqi style!)

kmart6

George:Why spend months looking for WMD in Iraq,just search the local school's

Oriel

"Internet search engine "Google" finds Iraq's weapons of mass destruction..."

angelofdeath

embarrasment for george w. bush as revelations that sadams weapons of mass destruction weren't as potent as previously believed

hedgetrimmer

Bushs new ARMS FOR INFANTS programme

Or

Confusion when teacher asked to buy students intrsuments of maths instruction

uberwolf

Originally posted by hedgetrimmer

Confusion when teacher asked to buy students intrsuments of maths instruction

LOL

Yavvy

Nobody noticed little Jonny ( second from right) Slipping his arm around timmy....
Cept timmy, he liked it...the hairs on his neck tingled and he tought back to the summer when he and ralph kissed........ but Jonnys embrace turned into a headlock and all were asstounded how fast a rocket could make a little boy run....

Timmy cant sit down any more but all agreed it was a loveley day in the park

tba

Originally posted by hedgetrimmer
Confusion when teacher asked to buy students instruments of maths instruction

Very witty

hedgetrimmer

Oo A victory pour moi.

http://www.avoidingevil.com/blog/archives/000661.htm

This pic! Caption away

Walter Ego

I hate the Karaoke shooting competition.
The red dot always stops at me.

Yavvy

2 more years of this and I will be promted to holding a sign for a foutune teller on grafton street

Yavvy

Private : Yes sir, I will hold the sign steady. But what happened to Zai Hia

Major: He got shot

Private : How ? are we at war

Major : No No, But the rusty nail sticking outta that chair made him jump

Walter Ego

Stand up when addressed by an officer.

Paddy20

The number 12 on the board is his IQ ?..

Paddy20

Guess who drew the short straw ?..::(

P.:ninja: "And he is number 13 !, the previous 12 are all dead ! ":eek:

Ameirgin

"Just hold this board for me" he said...I'll only be a little while.....!!!

Kold

Korean Olympic Judges - Abstract

Vader

The CIA have just uncovered irrefutable evidence of another modern terrorist training facility in South east asia.

Exit

Chinese man outgrows chair as he gains closer to breaking the world target holding record.

Raphael

Ok, by the rules, i get to post a new picture now (see 1st post rule 3)

Paddy20

It's Frisky the kitten....any port in a storm !.

Civilian_Target

Bob returned to find his mouse was whiter than usual...