**ALL NEW ** Funneh Caption Thread

Yavvy

Ian didnt enjoy having the big red dildo of sectarian justice pushed in his face like that.... ... .. There was somewhere else he wanted it pushed.... " IAN SAYS NO"

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe

after taking the giant red dildo looking microphone out of his mouth

ian paisley says " now thats how the english do it, we can learn a lot from example!"

bus77

"Mr. Paisley.. Is it true that youre suffering from Alzheimer's?"

Paisley: "NO!!.. VICIOUS RUMORS...LONG LIVE THE REPUBLIC!"

Civilian_Target

Suddenly everyone understood why Mr. Paisley had fogotten what had happened 4 seconds before-hand

Paddy20

"Ah gwan, gis a kiss!"

Doc

A short clown falls to cheer up Mr. Paisley

glasgowspremier

Paisley: "Comic Relief? I'll tell you where to stick your red nose!"

Vader

And the winner is:

Originally posted by Kold
Paisley Paisley! Can you give us any advice on giving head???

Ian: Well you guys gotta realise that part of the thrill is how you look, you gotta bring your head up and pucker a bit like this...

Kold

3 time winner

anyways....

Paddy20

" My God, whats this ? "

quank

The SX2000 Vibrator. The toy, for the mature woman.

bus77

TROUBLE ON THE DAY TRIP...

What! You dont like me hitting you?
Here's a phone..call the cops....MAVIS!!

Vader

"I got this phone on my 13th birthday...

Paddy20

"Christ!, not another speeding ticket"

DMC

"this device calculates by how much my tits have sagged over the years...."

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe

i refrain to comment on this picture..... i envy the old... they have lived for so long and have made all the mistakes themselves and by the good nature of man kind they decide to share the soloutions of those problems instead of seeing the newer generation make them....

so that picture should be burned and shame on ye for making fun of it...

bus77

Originally posted by Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe
i refrain to comment on this picture..... i envy the old... they have lived for so long and have made all the mistakes themselves and by the good nature of man kind they decide to share the soloutions of those problems instead of seeing the newer generation make them....

so that picture should be burned and shame on ye for making fun of it...

Ahhh, youve just been suckerd in, coz old people look cute and harmless
The only thing an old person has shared with me is BO.
And age dos'nt meen wisdom either, If your a fool at 30 youl be a fool forever, but youl still look damn wise at 90;)

tba

... and this device tells me when my flowery clothes go out of fashion... I think it might need new valves or something..

hedgetrimmer

"look deary, a nice American veteran from Oklahoma gave me this lovely thing and told me to push the red button..."

Sorry!

Doc

After the broken arm granny never agene asked me to hold the remote control for her wheelchair. :rolleyes:

Sangre

Damn fool! This shít is fly, im fúcking blingin now.

Kold

Winner:Sangre
Runner up:Vader

Sangre

Tis the season, thought this would get the imagination going.

ferdi

Originally posted by Sangre
Damn fool! This shít is fly, im fúcking blingin now.

lol

Oriel

"Ho Ho...Sssshh, now make sure you keep this our secret little boy! No need to tell your mammy now! Ho Ho HooooOOOOOO!!!!!!"

Erm...actually, I just realised, what with the current climate and all, if anybody finds that offensive, I'll remove it immediately. I dunno, I found it harmlessly funny.

hedgetrimmer

I bet you'd like a big booger for Christmas, wouldn't you little girl?

bus77

ANOTHER APPLICANT FOR THE SANTA JOB EXPLAINS HIS QUALIFICATIONS...

"Do ya know how much hard liqour it takes to get a nose this red?"

Doc

"Smell that and you'll know Mrs claws comes more than once a year"

Shaque attack

Santa tries to cover up the fact that monica is obviously not sitting on his lap

Ameirgin

"Exthscuthe me thir, could you help be ged by fingah outta by dose......"