ALL NEW Funneh Caption Thread

Paddy20 · 03-12-2003 4:32pm

" Schhh, Don't tell anyone its nearly Christmas!, I've been on the PISS all year, and forgot all about this years damn presents , Santa's gone missing if anyone asks, O.K ". ??.

Kold · 03-12-2003 5:33pm

"Hohoho, Mrs Clause is getting gonnorhea for Christmas"

Vader · 03-12-2003 8:13pm

Santa: " SSssshhhh thats enough , you can have everything on your list, after all your the President"

OR

Santa: " SSssshhhh thats enough George, you can have everything on your list. Now just get off my lap."

tba · 03-12-2003 8:17pm

Shhh now dont tell anyone, but I dont exist.

Oriel · 03-12-2003 8:24pm

"Man that crack's good!!!"

Raphael · 03-12-2003 10:46pm

Hey kid keep this to yourself but..........this is a pillow

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe · 04-12-2003 12:29am

"psst my real names michael jackson!! that plastic sergeon is a miracle worker!! no one suspects its me!!" "ho ho CHAMONE!"

Okie · 04-12-2003 10:03pm

"And if I waggle my finger up and down like this...."

---> There now follows much waggling of Santa's finger on his lips resulting in a "bibbbly-bibbbly" type sound <---

...."it kinda makes a funny noise!"

"Hey, stop crying kid. This is the best I can do since Home Improvement"

*Boy, that was arduous!*

Sangre · 05-12-2003 5:09pm

Originally posted by Doc
"Smell that and you'll know Mrs claws comes more than once a year"

Winner

Post a pic, go go go!

Doc · 08-12-2003 12:01pm

Cats

hedgetrimmer · 08-12-2003 2:00pm

"Fluffy has been starin' like that for 12hrs now. I spiked him milk with acid

"

Paddy20 · 08-12-2003 2:42pm

That kitten knows more than you think !.

tba · 08-12-2003 3:32pm

No man swear on it, he might not be moving now but earlier he was like all arrghh with his face, ha.... yea just like this.

Sangre · 08-12-2003 3:51pm

'Waaasssssuupppp'

Ughh, I cant believe I stooped that low.

uberwolf · 08-12-2003 4:01pm

front cat:here, that other fella's bleedin catatonic

cue groans...

Ph3n0m · 08-12-2003 4:17pm

Bob ruins another family portrait by yawning

bus77 · 08-12-2003 5:05pm

I was sad and lonly one night so I decided to tell my cat my problems:(

Oriel · 08-12-2003 6:04pm

(Cat in the background)

"Jesus man, I can smell that already..."

BlitzKrieg · 08-12-2003 6:39pm

*surfing online

Back cat: (reading webpage) Welcome to sick animal porn...(click)

Front cat: OH SICK (looks away) WHATS DAD DOING TO THAT BADGER!!!

Vader · 08-12-2003 7:55pm

Cat: Woong Ching Chin Chow

* Father Ted, Not a racist.

ShayK1 · 09-12-2003 3:56pm

is it time for a new one yet??
Thats not a caption it's a question!

Doc · 10-12-2003 9:38am

And the winner is...

Originally posted by tba
No man swear on it, he might not be moving now but earlier he was like all arrghh with his face, ha.... yea just like this.

tba · 10-12-2003 2:19pm

ok sorry about the delay was on site...

heres the new pic...

tba · 10-12-2003 2:21pm

Ill try one if nobody minds

..Suddenly gravity reversed its effects, but timmy managed to cling both for dear life and onto the motocross bike his dear departed Granny had given him for christmas.

Doc · 10-12-2003 2:35pm

I this newly discovered parallel universe people are ridden by bikes

Oriel · 10-12-2003 4:13pm

"...and in 1996, Albert took power-aerobics to new heights..."

Sangre · 10-12-2003 4:15pm

I dont care if you dont approve, me and my bike are in love and we want to have a baby!

Sangre · 10-12-2003 4:17pm

Jimmy always loved playing wheelbarrow with his new bike.

Cozpyro · 10-12-2003 5:23pm

He always presumed Johnny was only joking when he said he would park his motorbike between the cheeks of his arse if he didn't shut the f*ck up.

hedgetrimmer · 10-12-2003 5:58pm

Tis no use! I Cannae hold onto the ground...the mothership's tractor beam...tis pullin me in!

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