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Perfume

zekiel · 2003-11-11 12:08:16

A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume. She turns to the old Italian woman on the elevator with her and says arrogantly, "Giorgio - Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!" Another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also smells of very expensive perfume. She arrogantly…

11-11-2003 1:08pm

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zekiel

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A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like
expensive perfume. She turns to the old Italian woman on the elevator
with her and says arrogantly, "Giorgio - Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"

Another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also
smells of very expensive perfume. She arrogantly turns to the old Italian
woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her destination
and is about to get off the elevator.
Before she leaves she looks both beautiful women in the eyes, turns, bends
over, and farts. "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound."

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#2 11-11-2003 1:10pm

Tyrrial

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thats not a pretty joke. puts nasty italian smells in my nose:(

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#3 11-11-2003 1:14pm

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:rolleyes:

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#4 11-11-2003 1:41pm

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oh lord!!! :rolleyes:

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#5 11-11-2003 2:43pm

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What gets me is the lack of wit and humour in the joke.

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#6 11-11-2003 6:25pm

quank

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boo! get off stage!
*throws cabbages and tomatoes*

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#7 12-11-2003 10:28am

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Make the bad man stop

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#8 12-11-2003 2:19pm

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terrible childish joke

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