What's an appropriate nickname for a pet?

lena

I call my tom cat 'monkey balls'.

Everyone says that's unacceptable.



I used to call my last cat 'vagina bum'...

What's acceptable and what's not?

Gillie

Unless these pets of yours are nhypmo's why would you call them that?

boogie man

Monkey Balls is fine, stick with that - I find it most acceptable

commuterised

poor cat...

we call the dog smelly, suits him and he seems to like it! It's a term of endearment

Sarky

If I couldn't be bothered calling Murdoch by his real name, "Doggy" will suffice.

j0e9o

well i got a dog recently and named it cilo so theres a whole list of car names out there

ArphaRima

I like the one in the Playstation ad; Name your dog "sit".

beardedchicken

i just find it hilariously funny when people name their pets human names.
when he was growing up, my dad had this gigantic boxer dog called gary. he looked like a gary. it's one thing calling a dog shep or rover, but giving it a human name gives it a bit of originality and personality (or animality... heh)
so enough with naming them snowy, goldie and rover, and lets have dave the cat, eamonn the goldfish, and pat the dog (hee hee)
either that, or name your pet a swear word!!!!

Gillie

Bearded Chicken: "he looked like a Gary"

Aghhh! I'm an ugly Boxer!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

-Gilly (AKA Gary)

Yavvy

I used to know a guy who named his cat "Steve the biker" he called steve for short..

I think monkey balls is a perfectly good name for a pet..and can be shortened to balls, monkey or balonkey ....

tman

my old cat went by the name of fat freddy (after fat freddy's cat from the fabulous furry freak bros.)

my cat lucy normally goes by the nickname "loose goose"...

Sarky

I wanted to call my red setter Stalin or Lennin/Lenny, but my parents would have none of it...

embee

My cousins have cats called Osama, Saddam and Dubya.....

are they inappropriate?

Billy Turdhed

My cats called"Bubba" after Bubba Franks tight end for the Green Bay Packers

Neither of the two of them have caught anything in the last two weeks!




BT

Smurfette

[PHP]My cats called"Bubba" after Bubba Franks tight end for the Green Bay Packers

Hope he isn't built like Bubba Franks Billy or there will be alot of scared children round your neck of the woods :eek:

Doctor Spoc

I had a cat called Sorrow, meaning in old English "groin or genitials" it was quite humorous, but eventually some gob pointed out that the cat was female, for some strange reason the joke was no longer a joke!

I'm getting a black kitten soon, maybe i'll call him The Wadd after that 13 inche long dicked porno guy or Spooky Nooky The Evil Soul Devourer of Children TM.... i'll have to sleep on that.

"he bleeds when he sleeps!"ww)

Billy Turdhed

Call him "Venus" after Venus Williams... black pussy


Betcha never thought of that


WOT

trilo

i work for people who have named their animals... WOG ..... NASHER their both dogs

and one of their cats is called BLACKIE CONNERS... remember glenroe..

my dogs is called trilo (after the lemur in bear in the big blue house)

monkey balls is a fine name... the other name i dont think so.... very intimadating in my opinion... however maybe its because im female..

any wayz check out my dog trilo in www.rymus.net. her pic is under the me section.

although when i was younger i had a goat called ...wait for it GOAT and i had a calf called ...yes this is even better... GOAT.....

the goat thought it was a cow and the calf thought it was a goat because it kept fecin jumping the fences..

DriftingRain

My doggies name is Tootsie A La Weenie. ...When I got her my mother was going to call her weenie( she is a inature weenie dog) no matter what. So then I wanted to name her tootsie cause she looked like a tootsie roll....So then I settled with the above. No names are unacceptable for aminals there just animals.. Although in your case I'm not sure I'd go out into the street hollaring that name but it's still your animal and you get to choose.

~DR~