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  • 11-11-2003 5:36pm
    #1
    greg_f
    Registered Users Posts: 122 ✭✭


    A BLONDE named Mary decides to do something really
    wild. Something she
    hasn't done before, so she goes out to rent her
    first X-rated adult
    video.She goes to the video store, and after looking
    around for a while,
    selects a title that sounds very stimulating. She
    drives home, lights some
    candles, slips into something comfortable,
    and puts the tape in the VCR.To her disappointment,
    there's nothing but
    static on the screen, so she calls the video store
    to complain.
    Mary: "I just rented an adult movie from you and
    there's nothing on the tape
    but static."
    Clerk: "Sorry about that. We've had problems with
    some of those tapes. Which
    title did you rent?"
    Mary: "Head Cleaner."
    :ninja:


Comments

  • #2
    quank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    ..................
    *cough*:p


  • #3
    Creamy Goodness
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,581 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    the best joke ever, not


  • #4
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,013 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    They are Alexi Sayle's favorite band
    real trash metal TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHH !

    Their CD and cassettes are nearly as popular as the Video and you can now get them on DVD


  • #5
    Tyrrial
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    very wierd


  • #6
    Peace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,758 ✭✭✭Peace


    boooourns


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  • #7
    carbonkid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 917 ✭✭✭carbonkid


    yeah ive seen that movie and i have agree with blondie...very disappointing:rolleyes: *squeeee*


  • #8
    Agent7249
    Closed Accounts Posts: 345 ✭✭Agent7249


    I liked it :), made me smile \o/ *thumbs up*


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