Snail!

Cozpyro · 12-11-2003 2:08pm #1

A snail was slipping down the high street when he passed a car showroom. In the window was the most amazing looking red sports car with a huge price tag.

The snail went into the showroom and told the assistant he just had to have that car. He paid up his cash but insisited on one thing before he drove away.

He wanted the letter S painted in yellow on the bonnet, roof, doors and boot.

The sales assistant couldn't understand why he would want to ruin the look of such an amazing car by painting the letter S on it 5 times.

The snail replied:

"I want to drive down the street in style. I want people to stop and stare. and I want them all to say
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Look as that S Car go!!!!!!

Sorry!