tech support please

greg_f

Dear Technical Support,

18 months ago, I upgraded to GirlFriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2,
which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are
apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to
try and run GirlFriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, GirlFriend 1.0 is incompatible with several
other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.
Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.
I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and
left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for
several weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the
same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each
other,they caused severe damage to my hardware.
I eventually upgraded to Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that this
product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0.
While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does
come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2003.
Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be
very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically
stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced
months later when I had forgotten about them.
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail Filter,
and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter
products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle
Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns
unwelcome child processes that drain my resources.
These conflict with some of the new games I wanted to try out, warning me
that they are an illegal operation.
Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it
often crashes.
Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw,
which can't be turned off.
Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there
could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife
1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before
uninstalling itself.

Any ideas?


:ninja:

Sposs

ha ha brill

greg_f

A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells salesman: I
would like to buy a pink curtain the size of my computer screen.

The surprised salesman replies,

But, madam, computers do not have curtains.

and the blonde said
Hellllloooooooo......I've got Windows


:ninja:

oneweb

Heard both before, and they still make me laugh

quank

lawl
excellent! :cool: