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Capt'n Midnight · 2003-11-13 01:26:19

Man: Doctor, I've broken my leg. Doctor: I'm afraid it is a very bad break. You will never walk again. Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed. A man walks into a pub. He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family. Did you hear about the…

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#32 18-11-2003 12:22pm

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absolutely hilarious, wouldnt mind seeing more of these kinda jokes plz

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#33 18-11-2003 12:25pm

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classic! Bravo!

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#34 18-11-2003 6:12pm

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Whats so bad about dead baby jokes?

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#35 18-11-2003 6:18pm

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rofl, those jokes are so much better than most of the actual jokes posted in this forum:)

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#36 18-11-2003 7:21pm

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Originally posted by joseph brand
Why did the old man join the tennis club??

Because he liked playing tennis.

No.... no I won't take these kind of posts >=(

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#37 19-11-2003 12:05am

The Clown Man

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Originally posted by jonhate
Rape is no laughing matter....unless your raping a clown.

Oi! I resent that!

And I can't quite put my finger on why they are so funny but I'm still laughing.

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#38 19-11-2003 12:44am

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Phew! Good thing I didn't post all the dead baby jokes then! I could fill pages off the top of my head! And was gonna start a new thread on it.

Does anyone read the charter/rules? I know I have never ever ever ever read one.

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#39 19-11-2003 1:35am

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dead baby jokes are sick, just plane sick.

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#40 19-11-2003 1:52am

Töpher

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but they make ya laugh!

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#41 19-11-2003 3:13pm

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Originally posted by The Clown Man
Oi! I resent that!

LMFAO!!!/....

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