things that women CANT do

waffles

> > > 1. Know anything about a car except its colour
> > >
> > > 2/ Understand a film plot
> > >
> > > 3/ Go 24 hours without sending a text message
> > >
> > > 4/ Lift
> > >
> > > 5/ Throw
> > >
> > > 6/ Run
> > >
> > > 7/ Park
> > >
> > > 8/ Read a map
> > >
> > > 9/ Rob a bank
> > >
> > > 10/ Sit still
> > >
> > > 11/ Tell a joke
> > >
> > > 12/ Play pool
> > >
> > > 13/ Pay for dinner
> > >
> > > 14/ Eat a kebab while walking
> > >
> > > 15/ Argue without shouting
> > >
> > > 16/ Get told off without crying
> > >
> > > 17/ Understand fruit machines
> > >
> > > 18/ Walk past a shoe shop
> > >
> > > 19/ Make a decent bacon sandwich
> > >
> > > 20/ Not comment on strangers clothes
> > >
> > > 21/ Use small amounts of toilet paper
> > >
> > > 22/ Let you sleep with a hang over
> > >
> > > 23/ Drink a pint gracefully
> > >
> > > 24/ Get a round in
> > >
> > > 25/ Throw a punch
> > >
> > > 26/ Do magic
> > >
> > > 27/ Like your friends
> > >
> > > 28/ Eat a really hot curry
> > >
> > > 29/ Get to the point
> > >
> > > 30/ Buy plain envelopes
> > >
> > > 31/ Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
> > >
> > > 32/ Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying " I'm Cold "
> > >
> > > 33/ Go shopping without telephoning 20 friends
> > >
> > > 34/ Avoid credit card debt
> > >
> > > 35/ Dive into a pool
> > >
> > > 36/ Assemble furniture
> > >
> > > 37/ Set a video recorder
> > >
> > > 38/ Not try change you
> > >
> > > 39/ Watch a war film
> > >
> > > 40/ Understand why flirting results in violence
> > >
> > > 41/ Spend a day by themselves
> > >
> > > 42/ Go to the toilet by themselves
> > >
> > > 43/ Buy a purse that fits in your pocket
> > >
> > > 44/ Choose a video quickly
> > >
> > > 45/Fart
> > >
> > > 46/ Get this far without having
> > > * argued with at least 1 of the above

spudulike

so true...

Beruthiel

so not true

UnrealQueen

That is soooo UNTRUE!

What's the difference between a man and a supermarket trolley?

- A trolley has a mind of it's own! HA HA!

Agent7249

Generalisation on a massive scale , Maybe this topic should be called "Myths: What women can't do"

scojones

women can fart.

waffles

whats the difference between women and toast?
you can make soldiers out of toast:D

SpankyFart

So old...

Vader

Originally posted by waffles

> > >
> > > 11/ Tell a joke ; woman are always funny, listen carefully to what they are saying.:p
> > >
> > > 12/ Play pool ; I know plenty of women who can handle long hard...sticks...in their hands:eek:
> > >

> > >
> > > 19/ Make a decent bacon sandwich ; women are excellent in the kitchen:D

> > > 23/ Drink a pint gracefully; women dont drink points, scangers do

> > > 25/ Throw a punch; would you ever be in a fist fight with a woman?

Hmm, I seem to remember my exceedingly funnier thread on the same topic being locked??Women jokes

quank

most of those were so not true

some are true though

Zer0^

half ture half not :P

kinda funny knida not ....

whoop PA

pyramid man

women cant play pool huh. i know a girl that would whoop any of your asses. actually i know quiet a few.

Kold

Erm i doubt they'd whoop my ass...


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