Sexual Nightmares !

UnrealQueen

NIGHTMARE #1
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> >> After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over,
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> >> pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.
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> >> Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There
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> >> might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened
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> >> the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting
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> >> neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. naturally, the
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> >> guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
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> >> "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend
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> >> then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his
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> >> ear. "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly,
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> > the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."
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> >> NIGHTMARE #2
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> >> The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to
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> >> think of a way to rekindle it. One night he came from work, and
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> >> found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I
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> >> do?" "Oh-I know." He proceeded to get under the covers and go down
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> >> on his wife. Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure.
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> >> After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed.
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> >> Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his
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> >> teeth. When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife
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> >> there shaving her legs. He exclaimed, "What are you doing in
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> >> here?!?" She said, "Shhhh!," pointing at the bed, "You'll wake your
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> >> mother"
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> >> NIGHTMARE #3
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> >> One
> > night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to
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> >> kiss each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling
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> >> a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand
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> >> against the wall and smiling, he says to her, "Honey, would you
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> >> give me a blow job?" Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My
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> >> parents will see us!" "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this
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> >> hour?" He asks grinning at her. "No, please. Can you imagine if we
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> >> get caught?" "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all
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> >> sleeping!" "No way. It's just too risky!" "Oh please, please, I
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> >> love you so much?!?" "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just
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> >> can't!" "Oh yes you can. Please?" Out of the blue, the light on the
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> >> stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair
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> >> disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says, "Dad says to go ahead
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> >> and give him a blow job, or I can do it. Or if need be, mom says
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> >> she can come down herself and do it But for God's sake tell him to
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> >> take his hand off the intercom!"

Tyrrial

i think they've been posted before. still very good though

Dempsey

They are class.:D

quank

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
that second one is HORRIBLE!
*starts to cry*
very good otherwise!:D