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14-11-2003 6:20pm

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Sleipnir

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groan!

Paul McCartney is doing his Christmas shopping one day & He decides to buy Heather a new artificial leg. He wraps it up, takes it home and hides it in the wardrobe.

However, Heather is doing the housework a couple of days later, and she finds it. So she phones up Paul, and says, "That's really nice of you, but I hope it's not my MAIN Christmas present is it?"

Paul says, "No honey , it's just a stocking filler

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#2 14-11-2003 6:57pm

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Im wondering if it would improve with a better delivery

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#3 14-11-2003 10:18pm

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What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other ?
Eileen

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#4 14-11-2003 11:20pm

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that was good

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#5 14-11-2003 11:36pm

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What do you call a woman with an artificial leg?
Peg

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#6 15-11-2003 2:08am

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Cool, I always know the jokes will make me laugh when there's an apology in the thread title!

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#7 15-11-2003 2:34pm

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rather sick but still quite funny

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#8 15-11-2003 5:43pm

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Originally posted by Capt'n Midnight
What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other ?

Eileen

What do you call her after the operation?
Noleen

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#9 16-11-2003 12:18pm

Tyrrial

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indeed groan....

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#10 16-11-2003 12:57pm

quank

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sigh:(

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#11 16-11-2003 4:28pm

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What do you call a skinny woman with no legs???

Lean.

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#12 17-11-2003 4:31am

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ooooo my head is spinning :eek:

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#13 17-11-2003 11:19am

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did you hear Paul McCartney bought heather a plane for christmas?

And a razor for the other leg...

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