breast lump

joseph brand

A woman goes to the doctor after discovering a lump in her breast.
When the doc has a good groap of 'both' breasts, (as ye would)
he fails to find the elusive lump.

He decides to get a second opinion from a foxy mynx of a nurse, but still to no avail.

He then decides to x-ray her magnificent chest.

Still, he cannot locate the 'lump'.

So he asks the lady if she would like to try another
method, weighing them.
She agrees, putting full trust in his capabilities and
medical knowledge.

He grabs a good hold of her breasts, then jiggles and shakes
them around and shouts, "Wheeaaaaaaayyyy".

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gobby

:mad:
that sux

quank

:O

i am shocked and appalled....... and i didn't get it....

Capt'n Midnight

For posting something so unfunny (and I should know) I reckon jo brand feels a right tit...

oeNeo

I have a lump in my breasts and am deeply offended by this joke.

Tellox

die.
please?

hedgetrimmer

why are we plagued with bad anti-humour such as this.

Bah!

:mad:

LoneGunM@n

I heard a version of that joke about 10 years ago ... & it sucked then too!!

UnrealQueen

I don't get it

sionnach

Originally posted by KoolSexyBitch
I don't get it

nor i..... its useless.........

embee

Spectacularly unfunny, joseph....

dahamsta

This joke used to be a lot more innocent, something along the lines of "woman goes for a check up". There was another one too, where the doc says he needs to numb the womans breasts. Woman says ok, doc goes Num Num Num.

Associating it with cancer is just not funny.

adam

joseph brand

The girl did not have cancer, she thought she did.

It is a little better when told.

I do apologise profusely for this sad attempt at a joke.

I will get my coat, *sob sob*.


As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath.

I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.

pyramid man

Originally posted by joseph brand
The girl did not have cancer, she thought she did.

It is a little better when told.

i find it hard to believe that now,

de5p0i1er

Thats just awful.

Capt'n Midnight

Originally posted by joseph brand
The girl did not have cancer, she thought she did.

It is a little better when told.

Originally posted by joseph brand
A woman goes to the doctor after discovering a lump in her breast...

So (just out of curiousity) - what was the lump - did she get a biopsy ?
It's a bit close to the bone what with Neary etc...

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Num Num Num...
The lad's were right - a beard wouldn't suit me..

This lesbian goes to a gynacologist , who remarks on how clean everything is. "Well I do have a woman in every week.."

Mossy Monk

not the worst this week but still pretty bad

vac

Shut up ffs, its a JOKE. If you read the charter you'd know you're not supposed to post whining about it anyway.

Some people like black humour and this joke appeals to me, so stop your ****ing whining and email green peace instead.

Mossy Monk

Originally posted by vac
so stop your ****ing whining and email green peace instead.

a bad joke is a bad joke

vac

(mossy, my post was aimed at every one whining or complaining, not just your post)

Originally posted by charter
Also folks - I do not want to see abuse because you didn't like their joke or it's been posted before. Even if this is the worst joke you've ever heard, please don't make a post saying "That's crap!" or whatever.

Originally posted by Tellox
die.
please?

lol, you must be ****ing ****ting me. You of all people telling some one to die? You're the make up wearing, ****ing ninja retard who gets mugged on a daily basis..

The joke is harmless, back the **** off..

Kold

heh heh heh WHEEEAAAYYYY

eth0_

Originally posted by joseph brand
Insert lame joke here

Pathetic. I can't believe this thread didn't get sent to the recycle bin. Really, really lame.

BioHazRd

Ok, this has gone far enough.

Tellox and vac banned for a week for being abusive

Thread locked

And Joseph Brand, your apology saved you from a telling off for that tasteless joke - consider this a one and only warning.

Bio