Cruel Jokes

UnrealQueen

i really hope these don't offend anyone. i know they're cruel but they're funny!


< Q. What's the difference between a mugger and a peeping Tom?
> > A. A mugger snatches watches
> >
> > Q. What is better than winning a medal at the Para-olympics?
> > A. Having two legs.
> >
> > Q : What do you do after raping a deaf, dumb and blind girl?
> > A : Break her fingers so she can't tell her mum
> >
> > Q: How many times does 59 go into 21?
> > A: I dunno...ask Woody Allen
> >
> > Q: What do you say to a lesbian with no arms and no legs?
> > A: Nice tits. Bitch.
> >
> > Q: What does a woman do when she gets out of the battered women's
> > shelter?
> > A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her.
> >
> > Q: What do you call 25 lesbians stacked on top of one another?
> > A: A block of flaps.
> >
> > Did you hear about the Gay magician?
> > He vanished with a poof.
> >
> > What is love?
> > The delusion that one woman differs from another.

pyramid man

heard most of them before.

like most of them though.

Pugsley

very very mean, but funny

Shaque attack

some good ones there:)

exiztone

> > Q. What is better than winning a medal at the Para-olympics?
> > A. Having two legs.


Lol, that one should be in the "unjokes" joke thread.

hedgetrimmer

> > Q: What do you call 25 lesbians stacked on top of one another?
> > A: A block of flaps.


LOL Brilliant

bozzie

lol all great ones there m8

quank

Originally posted by KoolSexyBitch
> > Did you hear about the Gay magician?
> > He vanished with a poof.

is it not "puff"? herm......
.... still good anywho

Mossy Monk

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but then lol

very good