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UnrealQueen · 17-11-2003 11:55am #1

An old geezer in the old folks home took a fancy to an old lady who was
> also staying at the home. One day he gets enough courage to tell her he
> wants to make love to her. She agrees that when everyone else is gone on
> a day trip, they will stay behind and get to it.
>
> He goes to her room on the day and asks her how she likes it.
> She says "I used to like it when a man went down on me".
>
> He says he would love to and goes for it. But he can only go at her for about 10 seconds coz the smell (nevermind the taste!) is soooo bad! He comes back up, green in the face and says, "I'm sorry. I can't go on. It just smells rotten
down
> there".
>
> She says, "It must be my arthritis".
>
> He looks at her and says, "Surely you can't get arthritis down there
> and even if you could it wouldn't cause that horrible smell".
>
> She says, "No, my arthritis is in my shoulder. I can't wipe my ass".