school girls

waffles

A train hits a busload of schoolgirls and they all perish. They are
all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St Peter.
St Peter asks first girl, "Karen, have you ever had any contact with
a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the
head of one with the tip of my finger.
St Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and
pass through the gate."
St Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Karina have you ever
had any contact >with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but
replies "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St Peter says, "OK,
dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one
girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches
the front of the line St Peter says "Susan! What seems to be the
rush?" The girl replies "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy
Water, I want to do it before Jackie sticks her arse in it"

Töpher

I think the best bit is when the train hits the bus!



lol.

gobby

lol, love it..... thats a great one. think im gonna copy that and send it to my mate.....

Shaque attack

lol:D

ferdi

heh;)

The_Goose

was that not nuns at hte confession box????

still good though!

Kold

trés bien

de5p0i1er

I like it.

quank

precitable but still good:)

neoB

Haha that is great..would have done same thing tbh. lol

][cEMAN**

If it's the gates of heaven, and in heaven everything is holy, why do they call it holy water? I mean up there it's just water isn't it? Cause everything's holy. It's not like if you were in China and you said "What will we eat tonight" and some guy goes "I know - lets order some chinese food"

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

they weren't in heaven yet though..

pretty-in-pink

My name being karen, Karina being a variation of it, I would like to point out that we were not all so bold in school. Though since leaving school........................................

How much fun can school uniforms be???

answer = LOTS

Yavvy

Originally posted by pretty-in-pink
My name being karen, Karina being a variation of it, I would like to point out that we were not all so bold in school. Though since leaving school........................................

How much fun can school uniforms be???

answer = LOTS

A/S/L ... OMG WANNA CYBER >>>> :rolleyes:

Mossy Monk

i heard a variation of that joke on Paramount last night on some sort of win £1 if you make yer man laugh. he didnt laugh. the version i heard had nuns in it

Agent7249

Originally posted by Alany
A/S/L ... OMG WANNA CYBER >>>> :rolleyes:

LMAO!!!!

pretty-in-pink

Ur so cute Alany. my bold side gets revealed under these circumstances.

1) skool uniform
2) innocent virgin style clothes
3) naughty underwear
4) sexy clothes
5) when i'm damn horny


Cum2think of it I'm a bit of a nympho. hmmmmmmmmmm, fancy that.

Kold

It takes an optimistic woman to crack onto a guy with his babies pics in his sig

pretty-in-pink

its the power thing. Can just picture him spanking me.....................................................

Yavvy

Originally posted by pretty-in-pink
Ur so cute Alany. my bold side gets revealed under these circumstances.

1) skool uniform
2) innocent virgin style clothes
3) naughty underwear
4) sexy clothes
5) when i'm damn horny


Cum2think of it I'm a bit of a nympho. hmmmmmmmmmm, fancy that.

Now thats comedy.... Pretty..in what ever colour.....your either 12 or 40 ( and male)

Either way..im still up for cybering..im 21/m/pakistan ... Im also looking for wife..
can we cyber and then I come to live with you ?

Sangre

What a stupid troll.

pretty-in-pink

Hey Sangre, who u calling a troll?

Alany I'm 18/f. what bout u?
I dunno bout getting hitched .......................I think my fella would have a problem with that. Though if ur old and bout 2 die, and very very very rich..................


LOL! just kidding

ur kids really cute, what u call it?

Yavvy

lol .......infact roffl ....:rolleyes:






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My daugthers name is Emily...yesh, she is cute.
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spooiirt!!

Originally posted by pretty-in-pink
My name being karen, Karina being a variation of it, I would like to point out that we were not all so bold in school. Though since leaving school........................................

How much fun can school uniforms be???

answer = LOTS

ohhhh yess, father ambrose likes em young.............. SPLAT!!!!!!