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blind kid

  • 17-11-2003 2:40pm
    #1
    joseph brand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,537 ✭✭✭


    There was this little 9 year old blind kid, and one day he said to his mom, "Mom, All I've ever wanted was to see." His mom said, "Well son it's your lucky day, today is the last day of March, and if you pray your hardest, your prayers will be answered." So the little boy goes to bed 2 hours early and starts praying himself to sleep. He wakes up half way through the night and realises that the night isn't over, so he prays another hour before he falls asleep again. He finally wakes up the next morning and yells, "Mom, Mom, get in here fast!" His mom comes running in and says, "What is it son?" The boy says, "Mom I did just what you said I prayed and prayed harder than anyone else ever has, but I woke up this morning and I'm still blind!" And his mom says.......






    "I know, - April Fools!!"


Comments

  • #2
    Tellox
    Registered Users Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭Tellox


    ...stop posting your jokes. please.

    Although its not as absolutly terrible as the doctor one.


  • #3
    vibe666
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    you're a bad man. ditto 'bout the doctor jokes tho.

    edit: btw: woohoo! 500th post. I'm a freak!


  • #4
    gobby
    Registered Users Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭gobby


    man thats scabby... :(


  • #5
    quank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    i was expecting better:(


  • #6
    Sangre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,169 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    Originally posted by joseph brand
    . He wakes up half way through the night and realises that the night isn't over,

    How the hell did he manage that?


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  • #7
    Tellox
    Registered Users Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭Tellox


    Sangre makes a valid point! how DO blind people realise its the middle of the night?


  • #8
    hedgetrimmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,070 ✭✭✭hedgetrimmer


    we should set up a fund to try to by brand here a sense of humour :rolleyes:


  • #9
    TUTS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭TUTS


    How did the blind girls mother punish her?














    Re-arranaged the furniture!


  • #10
    superfly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,049 ✭✭✭superfly


    he used a clock same as everyone else
    except his was probably braille


  • #11
    joseph brand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,537 ✭✭✭joseph brand


    Thanks superfly!

    why people analyse jokes, . . .THERE JOKES!!!!!!

    NOT NEWS REPORTS. :mad:


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  • #12
    Pugsley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    Originally posted by joseph brand
    Thanks superfly!

    why people analyse jokes, . . .THERE JOKES!!!!!!

    NOT NEWS REPORTS. :mad:
    In what country does THAT 'joke' really qualify as 'humour'? :P


  • #13
    Bluelight
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭Bluelight


    :ninja:


  • #14
    TomTom
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    I laughes, shame on me:mad:


  • #15
    Dave
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Dave


    hehe, i laughed.

    Just because someones sense of humour isn't the same as yours doesn't make it anyless funny. Stop bítching like a bunch of old women.


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