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Rules for Online Dating

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  • 20-11-2003 10:59am
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    yellum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,025 ✭✭✭


    http://www.lancearthur.com/archives/000142.html

    The ratio of men whom you ask out to the number who will actually respond to your request for coffee: 7 to 1.

    The number of men you consider better looking than you who will answer any message at all, even "Help me, my hair is on fire and I live at 451 Linden St.!": 0

    The likelihood that the results of any search you perform for a match, no matter how detailed, will include pictures of men who only display their dicks: 100%

    Of the number of men who respond to your request for coffee, the percentage of which will end up on a second date with you: 10%

    Of that number, the percentage of which you agreed to go on a second date because you were too much of a pussy to say, "No, actually, I find you boring and your pictures were obviously taken when you were in High School or something": 50%

    Finally, the likelihood that you will actually find someone you like who likes you back and something 'clicks' and you end up in a relationship together:


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    #2
    Michael6754
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12 ✭Michael6754


    Hear hear! How c**p did gaydar etc. turn out to be once the initial novelty wore off? What a waste of time. Much better to meet people the old fashioned way I think. At least then you know whether or not you fancy 'em.


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    yellum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,025 ✭✭✭yellum


    Yeah, I deleted my gaydar account a while back and do not miss them in the least.


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    ixoy
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 17,993 Mod ✭✭✭✭ixoy


    I didn't delete mine because I'm an eternal optimist despite an extreme lack of having found anyone worthwhile yet...


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    #5
    yellum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,025 ✭✭✭yellum


    And its such a nice profile too.


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    #6
    ixoy
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 17,993 Mod ✭✭✭✭ixoy


    Thanks! You've seen it? How did you work out my username :D

    P.S. - it's not ixoy! Some U.S. fella stole that on me! But it is vaguely similiar...


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    azezil
    Registered Users Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    I personnally think I've a better chance of meeting someone worthwhile online, someone who'll like me for who I am, not how i look, to that end I've removed my pics from my profile and will only show them to someone I consider to be genuine.

    I havn't met many people from personnal's sites, 5 people I believe, 4 of which I met based on looks and didn't take much time to get to know them, I don't talk to them now, the other I met because we talked for some time and I believed him to be a nice person, I was right and now consider him a close friend.


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    #8
    STaN
    Registered Users Posts: 2,127 ✭✭✭STaN


    always give out your credit card details and personal information while chatting online


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    #9
    ixoy
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 17,993 Mod ✭✭✭✭ixoy


    That's right Stanley. It's also best to meet in a dark alleyway - that way you know you won't be interrupted! If you don't have a credit card, you should hand over laser card details: it's a show of trust. Gadyar is a great way to meet an interesting variety of freaks whom you'd never get to meet in the daily run of your life :)


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