Chinese Detective

UnrealQueen

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he received this report:


Most honorable sir:


You leave house.


He come house.


I watch.


He and she leave house.


I follow.


He and she get on train.


I follow.


He and she go in hotel.


I climb tree-look in window.


He kiss she.


She kiss he.


He strip she.


She strip he.


He play with she.


She play with he.


I play with me.


fall out of tree, not see.


NO FEE

quank

meh.....

CareBear

aw i think that was funny!
lol!

stevanavich

yeah, pretty good. sounds musical, very song-like.put some music to it and you have number one hit right there.

rymus

Originally posted by stevanavich
yeah, pretty good. sounds musical, very song-like.put some music to it and you have number one hit right there.

That's entirely possible given the amount of crap that finds its way into the Irish charts these days... Louis Walsh would probably even endorse it if he thought there was money to be made

sionnach

meh...so so.....

Töpher

Originally posted by rymus
That's entirely possible given the amount of crap that finds its way into the Irish charts these days... Louis Walsh would probably even endorse it if he thought there was money to be made

Never mind Louis Walsh, if we're lucky Aidan Walsh could star in the video!!! Hell, he could even do the vocals perfekshly.

rymus

i dont care who it is... damn them all to hell!

Töpher

Ah come on now! Seeing the self-proclaimed Master-Of-the-Universe singing that would make my year!

joseph brand

With hits such as 'hokey Cokey', and 'Community Games', Aido is the best unsung Irish talent this side of the Dodder!!! . . . . . Marty Whelan

"Ooooh, he's making it up as he goes along". (Life of Brian)

Töpher

CLICKY

He's looking for actors to do a new movie with! Anyone interested?!

rymus

whoever designed that website needs an edumacation.... and some glasses

Mac daddy

good one

Töpher

Maybe Aidan "The Master" Walsh did it himself?!

rymus

on closer inspection... "finfish" are responsible. Funnily enough, they dont seem to have a website of their own. Maybe that's for the best though if that's what they churn out.

The colours, all the colours.. so many vomit-inducing colours....

CareBear

Ok not to sound stupid but who on earth is Aidan Walsh???

Töpher

Oh where to begin.....

Kold

crap

CareBear

I've been far away! Well at home but it's like 5 mins walk from the col so it far enough! Anyhow that didnt answer my question!

Töpher

Aidan Walsh: The term used to describe a man who was in some of the coolest movies, i.e. Master of the Universe *cough*, and wanders round town looking for young bands who need a manger and begs to be their manager. Puts on dodgy gigs and rips them off. Heard he actually had a billboard strapped to his chest in town the other day advertising his services... www.aidanwalsh.com Also, he just plain terrifies me! Really!

Oh, and it's his lishp that drew me to the him doing the chinaman impresshion thash rish bhoys.

Acidflash

made me smile :mad: