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x mas joke

  • 21-11-2003 3:54pm
    #1
    waffles
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    why does santa have such a big sack???


    cos he only cums once a year:D :D:D


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  • #2
    angelofdeath
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    hehe, good one:)


  • #3
    quank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    lol, good one:)


  • #4
    ColinM
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    That's older than Satan, and twice as bad.

    If christmas crackers were allowed to contain jokes that were blue as well as pathetically corny, you'd find that in the cheapest pound-shop lowest quality cracker along with a paper hat that doesn't fit and a small, unidentifiable lump of coloured plastic.


  • #5
    gobby
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    damn that joke is old...


  • #6
    Mossy Monk
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    hmmmmmmmmmm

    my god that is old


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  • #7
    The_Goose
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    Originally posted by ColinM


    If christmas crackers were allowed to contain jokes that were blue as well as pathetically corny, you'd find that in the cheapest pound-shop lowest quality cracker along with a paper hat that doesn't fit and a small, unidentifiable lump of coloured plastic.
    what the hell is that?


  • #8
    Dont Ban Me
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,233 ✭✭✭Dont Ban Me


    Little Boy writes his letter to Santa, and asks him for a baby sister.

    Santa writes back, ok so send me your mother!!


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