A true Story

Kazu · 21-11-2003 6:52pm #1

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the
wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with
a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to
thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to
support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to
thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new
father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to
give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the
bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party,
was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone,
and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his
bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier
and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said,
"F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said,
"F--- you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd
and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding
immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy
goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000
for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all,
trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of
300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we
might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
Friends.......$32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.......$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui......$8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy
of the bride humping the best man..........Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else
there's ........ MASTERCARD