To the tune of Country House by Blur ...

Capt'n Midnight

He lives in a house, a very big house,
he's a culchie
Puts cabbage on his bread, has a big mutton head,
he's a culchie.
He doesn't pay tax, he wears dirty kaks,
he's a culchie.
He only shouts,when he's got Foot n Mouth,
he's a culchie.
Its Majors he smokes, he can't tell jokes,
He's a culchie
He doesn't have a shed, he has a barn instead,
He's a culchie
He doesn't notice the smell that we think is hell,
He's a culchie
He drinks Beamish stout, and knocks his neighbours
out,
HE'S A CULCHIE
Na na na na

The retaliation is ...

She lives in a flat, a health board flat,
she's from Dublin.
Wears skanky tracksuits, robs stuff from Boots
she's from Dublin.
Got 3 girls one boy ,with daddy in the 'joy,
she's from Dublin.
Makes ends meet, by begging in the street,
she's from Dublin.

He lives in a flat, a very small flat,
he's a jackeen
Takes all manner of pills, nicks cash from tills,
he's a jackeen.
He doesn't do a thing, he wears a sovereign ring,
he's a jackeen.
His sisters is worse, she keeps spare knickers in her
purse,
she's a jackeen.

And yet another verse ...

She's married to her brother and her sister is her
mother,
she's from wexford.
Wears wellies into town and her fingernails are
brown,
she's from wexford.
She's four foot five and she's very very wide,
she's from wexford.
Has only one tit and she smells of ****,
she's from wexford.

... One more ...

She comes from Killiney, drinks bottles of Heiney,
she's a southsider.
She drives dad's beamer, her mom's got a cleaner,
she's a southsider.
You won't get a ride, she's got too much pride,
she's a southsider.
Manicured toes and a cocaine nose,
she's a southsider.

.... One more for the Roscommon folk !

He lives in a kip, a very big kip,
he's a Rossie.
Likes animal charm, on his big smelly farm,
he's a Rossie.
He likes shagging sheep, he's a fat ugly creep,
he's a Rossie.
Blow up dolls and gangrene balls,
he's a Rossie.

quank

lawl @ jackeen

ohhh, when will those culchies ever learn :rolleyes:

The_Goose

ha ha ha ha exellent stuff

His sisters is worse, she keeps spare knickers in her purse,