Classic!

sovtek

http://www.commondreams.org/views03/1121-04.htm

"This exposé was timed to cause maximum impact in the week of a major state visit - as if things weren't bad enough, with Prince Charles asking Colin Powell if he fancied a fag after dinner. With this security scandal in the open, steps were taken to tighten procedures immediately. Everyone's credentials were double-checked to ensure that they really were who they said they were- which is when the real scandal of the week was uncovered.

"The very next day a shifty-looking man called George Bush attempted to get into Buckingham Palace, claiming that he was the president of the United States. A few checks and legal inquiries quickly revealed that this man, who has a history of unstable and dangerous behavior, is not the rightful president at all but an impostor who lied and cheated his way into the job.

It turns out that he's actually been working undercover at the White House on behalf of a number of oil corporations, but had got away with it until now. He had access to America's nuclear codes and had already made full use of US and British military forces. An immediate inquiry has been ordered by the relevant security forces. "Sod the royal family," said a spokesman. "It's the safety of the rest of us I'm worried about.""